Caption Contest 48.3: Lights, Action, Etc...

[Jonas Grumby]

Archer: "Computer, lower Decon Chamber temperature by ten degrees."
T'Pol: "Won't do you any good. We're both wearing modesty patches."

 

[Hopeful Romantic]

Trip and Archer missed their days as Sears Catalogue Models

Perfect!

 

[Smiley]

We can't hear you over the sound of how awesome we are.

It may not be original, but it sure fits this picture.

 

[Nerys Myk]

HOSHI: Hey! Our breasts are down here!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

PORTHOS: That's IT?

That's ALL they have??



What the hell do you even SEE in them, Jonathan?!

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP: I'd have worn my NX-01 cap...

but as you know, sir, I'm a much bigger fan of the NX-02 team and their captain.

 

[Nerys Myk]

ARCHER: Looks like that wasn't a mistake in the Vulcan Database after all. This is a clothing optional planet!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

ARCHER: Looks like that wasn't a mistake in the Vulcan Database after all. This is a clothing optional planet!

Archer: "And T'Pol has got to be burning up in that wall-to-wall-carpeting uniform of hers. You don't suppose..."
Trip: "I'm afraid you aim too high, my friend."

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER: Nice place, huh?

TRIP: It'd be even nicer if T'Pol would get naked and bump and grind on that tree stump over there.

 

[Nerys Myk]

TRIP: Wow this is great, too bad Travis isn't here to see it.

TRAVIS: I'm standing right behind you!!!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP: Travis is such an idiot loser, ain't he?

I've got nothin' PERSONAL against the guy, but he...





He's behind us right now...


isn't he?



DAMN.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

ARCHER: Nice place, huh?

TRIP: It'd be even nicer if T'Pol would get naked and bump and grind on that tree stump over there.

T'Pol: "I can hear you!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

ARCHER: Nice place, huh?

TRIP: It'd be even nicer if T'Pol would get naked and bump and grind on that tree stump over there.

T'Pol: "I can hear you!"

Trip: "And..."

T'Pol: kif sighs: "Very well."

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Archer: "Sure is a pretty planet. You set foot on it first, Trip. Wanna name it? It is traditional."
Trip: "Hicksville."
Archer: "We need some new traditions."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hicksville,_New_York

 

[Mistral]

TRIP: Wow this is great, too bad Travis isn't here to see it.

TRAVIS: I'm standing right behind you!!!!!

Archer: "Yeah, it would have been great for him to join us.Too bad he couldn't make it."

Travis: "I'm right here!!!"

T'Pol: "Perhaps Mr. Tucker can capture some images on his camera to show Mr. Mayweather when we return to the ship."

Travis: "Hello!!!!"

 

[Middleman]

HOSHI: Looks like the Captain already chose his partner.

T'POL: Indeed.

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER: Nice place, huh?

TRIP: It'd be even nicer if T'Pol would get naked and bump and grind on that tree stump over there.

T'Pol: "I can hear you!"

Trip: "And..."

T'Pol: kif sighs: "Very well."

ARCHER: TOLD ya this landing party would end up being a great idea...didn't I?

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER: Take 'em off, ladies.

Nice and slow.



Porthos will need time to lick himself and get started.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Archer: "Uh, no, Sub-Commander, the earth phrase 'doggy style' refers to something completely different."

 

[cooleddie74]

PORTHOS: The Asian chick is hotter.

ARCHER: Agreed.