caption contest 45: space shenanigans
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Spiner: "Oh, are you crying, you little wuss? That's so going on my Twitter feed!"
Kid with shaved head: "You sure as hell are no LeVar Burton."
Kid with curly hair: "Or Wil Wheaton."
Spiner: "Oh, that's it, you little shits! No cake and ice cream for any of you!"
*mass crying*
T'Pol, coughing and gagging: You might want to use a bit of less of your Hai Karate.
Spiner: "How many more times you little shit...
Your father's Star Trek does NOT suck!"
Snotty Kid: "Oh yeah! This was the cool kid's table, until you showed up!"
Spiner: "OH THAT'S IT!"
picks up the cake and walks off
"You'd be surprised what Marina would do for some chocolate cake like this...
Who's cool now?"
Ever since that mission three years ago when she and Trip became stranded on Aldebaran V, T'Pol had become quite an expert in their language. The inhabitants of that world had the most bizzare method of communication in the known galaxy... which stumped even Hoshi. The shell mouthed creatures there, actually combined odour with the high pitched sound of flatulence in order to converse with each other. Negotiating with government officials became quite toxic as you can imagine...
Taking a deep breath, T'Pol began to decipher a secret message left her.
S-T-I-L-L
A-L-I-V-E
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All-Temperature CHEER
For that permanent, Just-Killed-By-Forehead-Aliens-of-the-Week scent!(TM)
SOONG:"...and then evil, wicked Moonves cancelled the show, and great Khan struck him down with his oily, beefy pecs...and there was much rejoicing amongst all the Augments and their subjects!"
Paramount Execs were so impressed with the latest Star Trek movie they decided to reboot the next most popular series as well... with a hip, new young fresh-faced cast.
Producer: "Congratulations sweetie, you're the new Jadzia Dax.
Curly? Can you do an Irish accent? Good.
Boy on my left... Grow a goatee."
Boy: "Shit, man! That's just racist..."
(thinks for a second)
"How much will I get paid?"
DATELINE NBC
To Catch an Augment Abuser
T'Pol's fetishes were few.
But intense.
I lol'd real hard!
Paramount Execs were so impressed with the latest Star Trek movie they decided to reboot the next most popular series as well... with a hip, new young fresh-faced cast.
Producer: "Congratulations sweetie, you're the new Jadzia Dax.
Curly? Can you do an Irish accent? Good.
Boy on my left... Grow a goatee."
Boy: "Shit, man! That's just racist..."
(thinks for a second)
"How much will I get paid?"
Because Chucky's dead, that's why.
Brent's appearance on Sesame Street came at a time of extreme budget cuts.
Spiner: "Say hello to Elmo everybody... he's in the nude.
Oh look! Here comes Big Bird!"
Curly Kid: "I don't like where this is going..."
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Whereas the latest Star Trek film had sequences filmed in 3-D...
...those who tuned into Enterprise got scratch n' sniff instead.
One cast member has since been quoted as saying, "I've been addicted to my nasal numbing agent ever since."
^ that deserves some kind of award; but what? 
Well my catsuits might smell good too if they didn't permanently live uptown.
All right - whose booger is this?
Well my catsuits might smell good too if they didn't permanently live uptown.
All right - whose booger is this?
SOONG:"And you, Persis, get a Hello Kitty doll with superfeline powers and huge pectoral muscles!!"
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