caption contest 45: space shenanigans

[cooleddie74]

Scratch-and-Fail.

The new TV technology unleashed by the ENTERPRISE series finale!

 

[Triskelion]

That ain't coconut.

 

[cooleddie74]

SOONG:"Alright...that DOES IT.

Persis, go to your stasis chamber and wait until your brothers and sisters finish with THEIR parts of the cake before you eat!

Give ME lip...the nerve!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Mmmmmm...

He smelled just like lubricant and whiskey before he died."

 

[ChristopherPike]

Malcolm Reed had been hiding inside the locker for hours. His Section 31 training served him well so far. It was at this point he wondered how much air was left inside such a confined space.

Hearing approaching footsteps, his patience was about to pay off. T'Pol entered the room.

Now surely chloroform would have the same effect on Vulcan physiology?

T'Pol noticed the sweet odour but other than that, it had little effect.

Distracted by her packing, she completely failed to notice the rather heavy thud in the corner of the room.

 

[Mistral]

Suzy was the only one who noticed Spiner's abuse was being filmed.

 

[Nerys Myk]

T'POL: This was washed in Cheer, but Trip prefers Tide. So logically this means Trip is alive!!!!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

T'Pol: "Smells like...aftershave and taco meat. Dammit, this is Reed's uniform!"

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL:I loved him dearly...and he was extremely attractive.


But DAMN...he did not know how to take a proper bath.

 

[cooleddie74]

SOONG:Here, Persis...

Pull father's finger...and I will show you the difference between Augment gas and regular human gas!

 

[ChristopherPike]

T'Pol: (thinking) "10 years on this ship and the Captain still hasn't found time to house train his dog..."

 

[John Picard]

"Mommy says this working for scale is bullshit."

"You tell mommy she can suck m--"

"CUT!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SOONG :...and THAT, children, is why late 20th century Earth called that one particular birthday present between grown-ups The Rusty Trombone!

 

[cooleddie74]

T'Pol missed Trip.

But never moreso than when she broke into his old quarters and fapped herself to his old clothes.

 

[Captain Crow]

Phlox: How did you manage to get your tounge caught in Commander Tucker's pants zipper?

T'Pol: Don't ask.

 

[Shatmandu]

T'Pol: "Hmm. Perhaps 'eat my shorts' wasn't meant to be taken literally ..."

 

[Triskelion]

- and that's as far as we go.