Caption Contest 24: T&A TV

[SFRabid]

Michael: "You pulled a gun on Trip? ... I'm going to kick your ass."

Troy: "Will, you've had this progrom for two years? No wonder you always have a smile on your face."

 

[Civil Shadow]

Troi: They made him a captain? On purpose?

Troi: So...when's it due?

 

[Shatmandu]

Troi: "Nice to meet a Starfleet Captain who can get it up."
Riker: "Hey ..."

Riker: "How many times do we have to watch him urinate?"
Troi, softly: "I'm an historian. Computer, replay last forty-five seconds, from my mark ..."

 

[Triskelion]

Just let me put on my hand dealies and I'm outta here!

 

[SFRabid]

TROY: "Computer. Load character Boy Toy Riker."

TROY: "Computer, now load program Fun on Enterprise One."

TROY: "Good, but it could be better. ... Computer, delete character Riker and replace with character Sunshine Tucker."

TROY: "Perfect. Computer. Lock doors to holodeck and deny all access. Authorization code TROYSHRNY."

 

[Noname On A Naughty List]

Cmdr Riker: "I don't know about you, but I feel like I aged twelve years in one hour."

 

[SantaEddie74]

"THAT'S what pre-Federation Starfleet captains were like?

I owe Captain Jellico an apology. Several, in fact."

RIKER:"Which one is regular and which is skim?"

 

[SantaEddie74]

"Look, I think this finale's as big a piece of Klingon targ shit as YOU DO!!! But let's not do anything we both are gonna regret!!!"

 

[John Picard]

Tucker: "Hey hey hey! Listen, if we're going, shouldn't I have a gun?"

 

[SantaEddie74]

TRIP:"You're gonna kill me with a Super Soaker pistol?

DAMN. My horoscope was right!!"

 

[Santa Kang]

BAKULA: Hey, why's the English chick from Fraiser here?

FRAKES: uh oh.....

 

[SantaEddie74]

TROI:"THIS is how you spend your free time off-duty?


I know I got on you about the 'friends-with-benefits' arrangement you asked for...but I may have to rethink it. For BOTH our sakes'."

 

[NXOner]

TROI:"Thanks for the birthday present, but I've already got an Archer stand-up - it's the Tucker one I want."

RIKER: "Sorry, sold out."

 

[NXOner]

Tucker: "Hey - wait a minute, have you ever played cat's cradle?"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Hey cool a win in the Enterprise section.
Thank you!

Connor:"It's me Michael Kenmore, you idiot"
Wraith: "Prove it!"

 

[Santa Kang]

Sheriff Alan McKinley: Baby, You gotta stop listening that Sarah Connor chick!!!!!

 

[NXOner]

DEANNA: "Perfect Valentines date Will, thank you."

ENTERPRISE FANS: " ******* SMUG GITS !!!!! ....."

 

[Shatmandu]

Troi: "Have you noticed that whenever T'Pol leaves the room, he adjusts his package?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Tucker: "All right, I'll take you to engineering, just stop pointing that cordless wrench...er...ray gun at me."

 

[SantaEddie74]

"I swear...I didn't know all TEN of her breasts were married to ya!!!"