Caption Contest 116: After Hours

[Captain Kathryn]

Hi Voyager Fans!!!

Hope you're having a happy holiday season! Here are the winners of the last contest and the new images for the next contest! I've added in a few extra awards in addition to the usual 5 winners plus 1 "Captionated Award".

Now we will also have:
-"Tuvok's Laughter Award" (captions that would even make Tuvok crack a smile! )
-Seven's "SAY WHAT?" award for the most shocking/racy captions!
-"Captain's Number One" award for captions I think Janeway would appreciate!

Ok here you goooo!!!!

Chakotay: We've arrived at the sonic pulse nebula.
Janeway: (thinking) Wrong day to be hungover.

First in line: "Stop singing and give me my damned smartphone already."

Q: When you're omnipotent you can make socks with sandals hip.
Chick: Ok....

CHAKOTAY: So that's what happens when you do it with a Bolian.
NEELIX: Yep.

Doctor: That's not a sporocystian lifeform, it's Neelix's dropping.
Kes: Why is it glowing?

EMH: It's been a long road.....getting from there to here

Chakotay: You know when I was blowing things up, I'd use these things called timers. Then we could've used the Array, gotten home and then blown it up.
Janeway: Oh.... oops.

Chakotay: I can hardly see
Neelix: That's nothing...I'm currently defecating....look, some of it is dripping down my trouser leg

Chakotay:..Kathryn? Shouldn't we beam up Neelix now? They are about to burst through the doors down there
Janeway: I'm not sure how I feel about finding that used tampon in yesterday's coffee from the Mess Hall.

Kim: No wonder Picard dislikes you, like you couldn't make some girls for me.
Q: I did make them for you.
Kim: ...sigh...

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New captions! Have fun!

 

[Bad Thoughts]

7 of 9: Are we both pretending to be Marlene Dietrich?

 

[JirinPanthosa]

Neelix: Well, you got me beat. I've only got two pair. A pair of ones, and another pair of ones.

Seven: Captain, I'm having serious doubts about the structural integrity of this hairstyle.

Blueshirt: Captain, why are us Zombians always assigned to the lower decks? Is it because the other crew don't like looking at us?
Janeway: Nonesense, this is the 24th century, we've evolved beyond superficial considerations like that.
Redshirt: Why are you holding your nose?
Janeway: No reason. Now get back to maintaining the Jeffries Tubes ensign!

Tuvok: They look like...Native American runes!
Chakotay: Nope, not really.
Tuvok: But, look at them! They're all Indiany! Logically, they must be associated with Native American history.
Chakotay: *mutters* This is what they think of me? I wonder if Seska is taking applications.

DOCTOR: That's it, I'm going on strike! Nobody gets any medicine until someone programs me hair!

 

[CaptainBearclaw]

ANY ONE OF THEM:God, the service on this ship sucks.

 

[Finn]

Thanks for the win

Doc: Here's an extra pip. If you want it, you have to strip down and play a Klingon Opera with that clarinet of yours.

 

[Bad Thoughts]

More proof that leola root has no anti-aging properties.

 

[Bad Thoughts]

Neelix: Mr. Chakotay, is this one of the landing strips your ancestors built for ancient astronauts?

 

[Lance]

The doctor didn't realize that it wasn't his impassioned speech that was attracting the attentions of the crew, but more the fact that his holomatrix had accidentally formed this morning without putting any fabric on the butt-cheeks of his uniform.

 

[bbjeg]

Thanks for the pick and the Captain's number one pick.

Neelix: What do you call a straight with the same suit with all the face cards from the 10 to the Ace?

Neelix: So how do you like my numbing spider egg surprise.

The Doctor: Iiilloooogicaaaall. (The original caption was good enough)

 

[Captain Kathryn]

Yellow Shirt: Are we home yet?

 

[Nerys Myk]

The Voyager Grievances Committee patiently awaited Janeway's promised appearance.

 

[2takesfrakes]

Of all the computer-generated gin joints,
in all the towns, in all the world,
she walks into mine ...

 

[Nebusj]

Neelix: ``I appreciate your playing this with me even though I know you humans have tried to evolve beyond War.''

``So, Seven, long story short, the Omnipotens are willing to build a wormhole and send us back to Earth if they like my ventriloquist act.''

``Gesundheit.''

``See, the aliens gave me a whole new instruction book for the magic suit and I already tried out to shrink to the size of a sand pebble where … I … set the book down.''

The precise moment in the middle of his rant when the Doctor realized the holo-projector's latest glitch gave him huge duck feet. Again.

 

[Triskelion]

TFTW Captain Kathryn!

Janeway: Of course I want to review your performance, Harry. Have a seat at the promotion review table, there are only a few ahead of you.

Janeway: Oh I'm sorry, did you forget how to say yes? Just pretend I'm offering you lobster.

 

[Gov Kodos]

Seven: You know you don't have to act with me, Kathryn. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Kathryn? You just put your lips together and... blow.

 

[hux]

Thanks for the win

Chakotay: It wasn't me
Kim: It wasn't me
Paris: It wasn't me
Neelix: What?

Janeway: Meet me upstairs in 10 minutes
Seven: Why, have you heard from the resistance
Janeway: Erm, yeah sure.....and bring some baby oil

Kim:.....And that concludes my presentation on why i should get a promotion....any questions

Chakotay: You're absolutely certain that this is the spot
Tuvok: Yes commander, this is where the crew should come when they want to take a dump

Doctor: Well Mr Kim, I punched the Kazon leader, destroyed the enemy ship, saved Seven, stopped the captain from making even more bad decisions then put on my favourite "Janeway sucks" slippers.....wait, are they behind me

 

[Lance]

"... missed it, by THAT much."

 

[Finn]

Harry Kim's four dumb friends who waited for Harry to come back and show them his new pip

 

[Velocity]

Janeway: Let's do the Time Warp again!

Yellow Shirt: Well, the way I understand it, it seems that there was this unfortunate time warp...

Chakotay: The captain's bra, really? But...

Tuvok: Yes commander, the crew won't be calling her Old Iron Britches any more.

Neelix: Ohh, they were saying BRITCHES, ...

 

[Triskelion]

Neelix: Uh oh, I think I misunderstood your phrase about keeping an ace in the hole.

Tuvok: Boobies.

EMH: Well I think we solved the mystery of the pube in the jelly donut.

Harry: My bad.

Seven: And I thought I had the nanoprobe problem.