Brian Brophy didn’t return?

[Arpy]

No girl is interested in Shartner anymore when there are Rios and Brophy.

And Seven.

And Stamets.

Wait...

....no, wait...yeah, hear me out on this...

 

[Kilana2]

The Brophy League is the only sports event currently running - smoothly, mind you!

 

[cooleddie74]

Brophy once won the Indianapolis 500 on foot. And not his own.

 

[Arpy]

The Brophy League is the only sports event currently running - smoothly, mind you!

Smooth as Billy Dee Williams hocking Colt 45...

 

[Arpy]

The Brophy League is the only sports event currently running - smoothly, mind you!

Smooth as Ricardo Montalban hocking rich Corinthian leather...

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Brian Brophy can dance the minute waltz in 30 seconds.

He can also cook minute rice just by looking at it.

 

[Kilana2]

We need 1000 episodes of Star Trek - Brophy to weather the Corona lockdown.

Will we still be alive when Brophy has his Brophday?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Will we still be alive when Brophy has his Brophday?

Brian Brophy will ensure that his followers survive to see that most glorious occasion.

 

[Arpy]

Brian Brophy will ensure that his followers survive to see that most glorious occasion.

#Chosen

 

[Sir Stewart Wallace]

In the Year 2525...will Brian Brophy still be alive?

Spoiler

Yes.

 

[rahullak]

Captain Brophy Day is everyday.

 

[Roboturner913]

In the Year 2525...will Brian Brophy still be alive?

Spoiler

Yes.

And in the year 834139850171847406710498, the calendar will finally surrender

 

[cooleddie74]

Brophy eats hot dogs uncooked and only gets healthier and stronger from it.

 

[Roboturner913]

One intense look from Brophy and the hot dog cooks itself

 

[XCV330]

The Ancients Knew Him, and Honored Him Well

 

[Myko]

Forgive me Brophites for I have sinned. But all I did was to say to my wife that "this halibut is good enough for Brian Brophy".

 

[Kilana2]

Hey, what's up in Brophyland! I'm so sick and tired of Corona. I'm just interested in getting something to eat, reading Trek books and talking about Brophy and Rios.....

 

[Sir Stewart Wallace]

I'm here to talk about Brian Brophy and use toilet paper.

And I'm all out of toilet paper...

 

[Kilana2]

I'm here to talk about Brian Brophy and use toilet paper.

And I'm all out of toilet paper...

The only toilet paper left is the brand featuring Donald Trump's face on it.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

The only toilet paper left is the brand featuring Donald Trump's face on it.

Is there actually such a thing? Because I'd totally buy it.