Is there actually such a thing? Because I'd totally buy it.
Brophy deserves more than just toilet paper. He deserves a Brophy Trophy....
Brian Brophy didn’t return?
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Brophy deserves more than just toilet paper. He deserves a Brophy Trophy....
Brophy doesn't use the bathroom. He wills the waste matter from his system using simple thought.
Zod kneels before Brophy. Doesn't even need to be asked (or told).
When Darth Vader watched "Stardust City Rag" he called up Chabon and said, 'I find your lack of Brophy disturbing.'
Even Cap got that reference.
Even Cap got that reference.
And that's how the John Ales Maddox really died...Jurati is innocent!
Brian Brophy once ordered a regular cheeseburger and it showed up as a double cheeseburger with a side order of fries and a medium drink.
Whenever he hung out with Brian Brophy, Steve McQueen always preferred to ride shotgun.
In the Stephen Colbert episode of Jerry Seinfeld's web series Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, following a discussion about pipe-smoking, Colbert told Seinfeld about a sketch he did at Second City that called for the performers to get in touch with their primal masculinity. Said Colbert: "We all started chanting 'George C. Scott, George C. Scott.' That was the most masculine thing we could say." George, looking down from Heaven (or, in conflicting reports, up from Hell, and in further conflicting reports, left from Elvis, on the mothership), of course, whispered to himself, "Brian Brophy."
With Brophmas a mere three days away, and the Corona quarantine giving us all a lot of time on our hands, I decided to mine Brian's about page to compose a carol in his honor. (Instrumental for sing-a-long festivities.) Merry Brophmas to you all. Be Excellent to each other.
On the First day of Brophmas my true love sent to me
Bruce Maddox in TNG
On the Second day of Brophmas my true love sent to me
Two Silver Rings,
And Bruce Maddox in TNG
On the Third day of Brophmas my true love sent to me
Three Mex'can Friends,
Two Silver Rings,
And Bruce Maddox in TNG
On the Fourth day of Brophmas my true love sent to me
Four Caltech Deans,
Three Mex'can Friends,
Two Silver Rings,
And Bruce Maddox in TNG
On the Fifth day of Brophmas my true love sent to me
Five Android Be'ngs,
Four Caltech Deans,
Three Mex'can Friends,
Two Silver Rings,
And Bruce Maddox in TNG
On the Sixth day of Brophmas my true love sent to me
Six Shawshank Slayings,
Five Android Be'ngs,
Four Caltech Deans,
Three Mex'can Friends,
Two Silver Rings,
And Bruce Maddox in TNG
On the Seventh day of Brophmas my true love sent to me
Seven Armageddons,
Six Shawshank Slayings,
Five Android Be'ngs,
Four Caltech Deans,
Three Mex'can Friends,
Two Silver Rings,
And Bruce Maddox in TNG
On the Eighth day of Brophmas my true love sent to me
Eight Machs 33ing,
Seven Armageddons,
Six Shawshank Slayings,
Five Android Be'ngs,
Four Caltech Deans,
Three Mex'can Friends,
Two Silver Rings,
And Bruce Maddox in TNG
On the Ninth day of Brophmas my true love sent to me
Nine Players Playing,
Eight Machs 33ing,
Seven Armageddons,
Six Shawshank Slayings,
Five Android Be'ngs,
Four Caltech Deans,
Three Mex'can Friends,
Two Silver Rings,
And Bruce Maddox in TNG
On the Tenth day of Brophmas my true love sent to me
Ten Hindus Acting,
Nine Players Playing,
Eight Machs 33ing,
Seven Armageddons,
Six Shawshank Slayings,
Five Android Be'ngs,
Four Caltech Deans,
Three Mex'can Friends,
Two Silver Rings,
And Bruce Maddox in TNG
On the Eleventh day of Brophmas my true love sent to me
Eleven Cradles Rocking,
Ten Hindus Acting,
Nine Players Playing,
Eight Machs 33ing,
Seven Armageddons,
Six Shawshank Slayings,
Five Android Be'ngs,
Four Caltech Deans,
Three Mex'can Friends,
Two Silver Rings,
And Bruce Maddox in TNG
On the Twelfth day of Brophmas my true love sent to me
Twelve Restraining Orders,
Eleven Cradles Rocking,
Ten Hindus Acting,
Nine Players Playing,
Eight Machs 33ing,
Seven Armageddons,
Six Shawshank Slayings,
Five Android Be'ngs,
Four Caltech Deans,
Three Mex'can Friends,
Two Silver Rings,
And Bruce Maddox in TNG
…And Bruce Maddox in TNG
On the First day of Brophmas my true love sent to me
Bruce Maddox in TNG
On the Second day of Brophmas my true love sent to me
Two Silver Rings,
And Bruce Maddox in TNG
On the Third day of Brophmas my true love sent to me
Three Mex'can Friends,
Two Silver Rings,
And Bruce Maddox in TNG
On the Fourth day of Brophmas my true love sent to me
Four Caltech Deans,
Three Mex'can Friends,
Two Silver Rings,
And Bruce Maddox in TNG
On the Fifth day of Brophmas my true love sent to me
Five Android Be'ngs,
Four Caltech Deans,
Three Mex'can Friends,
Two Silver Rings,
And Bruce Maddox in TNG
On the Sixth day of Brophmas my true love sent to me
Six Shawshank Slayings,
Five Android Be'ngs,
Four Caltech Deans,
Three Mex'can Friends,
Two Silver Rings,
And Bruce Maddox in TNG
On the Seventh day of Brophmas my true love sent to me
Seven Armageddons,
Six Shawshank Slayings,
Five Android Be'ngs,
Four Caltech Deans,
Three Mex'can Friends,
Two Silver Rings,
And Bruce Maddox in TNG
On the Eighth day of Brophmas my true love sent to me
Eight Machs 33ing,
Seven Armageddons,
Six Shawshank Slayings,
Five Android Be'ngs,
Four Caltech Deans,
Three Mex'can Friends,
Two Silver Rings,
And Bruce Maddox in TNG
On the Ninth day of Brophmas my true love sent to me
Nine Players Playing,
Eight Machs 33ing,
Seven Armageddons,
Six Shawshank Slayings,
Five Android Be'ngs,
Four Caltech Deans,
Three Mex'can Friends,
Two Silver Rings,
And Bruce Maddox in TNG
On the Tenth day of Brophmas my true love sent to me
Ten Hindus Acting,
Nine Players Playing,
Eight Machs 33ing,
Seven Armageddons,
Six Shawshank Slayings,
Five Android Be'ngs,
Four Caltech Deans,
Three Mex'can Friends,
Two Silver Rings,
And Bruce Maddox in TNG
On the Eleventh day of Brophmas my true love sent to me
Eleven Cradles Rocking,
Ten Hindus Acting,
Nine Players Playing,
Eight Machs 33ing,
Seven Armageddons,
Six Shawshank Slayings,
Five Android Be'ngs,
Four Caltech Deans,
Three Mex'can Friends,
Two Silver Rings,
And Bruce Maddox in TNG
On the Twelfth day of Brophmas my true love sent to me
Twelve Restraining Orders,
Eleven Cradles Rocking,
Ten Hindus Acting,
Nine Players Playing,
Eight Machs 33ing,
Seven Armageddons,
Six Shawshank Slayings,
Five Android Be'ngs,
Four Caltech Deans,
Three Mex'can Friends,
Two Silver Rings,
And Bruce Maddox in TNG
…And Bruce Maddox in TNG
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In an alternate timeline, after Nero demanded the starship captain come aboard his ship to negotiate a cease fire, when he realized it was Brian Brophy, he quickly said, "My bad, never mind," and let him return to his ship, then the Narada quickly turned around and left in the opposite direction.
I'm confused. Was taking a dump ever *not* great?
Brophy took a dump once. After he was done, he waved his hand in front of his face, wrinkled his nose and exclaimed, "Wow the smell from that could just about kill a man!" And humans, to this day, call that shit heap Mount Killimanjaro.
According to CalTech, Brian Brophy is currently researching the unpublished works of African American writer Benny Russell.
Brophy once ran for public office and not only won but got his opponent to give him all of their votes.
Brian Brophy used his earnings on TNG to study Chinese theater. Unfortunately, he was thrown out of the country when he decided to use his body to block a column of tanks moving through Beijing.
too soon
Measure of a Man aired February 1989. The Tiananmen Protests started April 1989.
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