Bad Trek Jokes, Part II

Discussion in 'General Trek Discussion' started by Lord Garth, Jun 12, 2018.

  1. MeltedMetalGlob

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    I hope this is "bad" enough:
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  2. MeltedMetalGlob

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    (one more before I have to wait my turn again.) :)
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  3. Shaka Zulu

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    A better Vorlon lightbulb joke:

    How many Vorlons does it take to change a lightbulb?

    None, because 'You are not yet ready for enlightenment.' (Kosh Naranek to anybody else.)
     
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    How does William Shatner unscrew a lightbulb?
    He doesnt, he simply holds it while the universe revolves around him!
     
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    Q: What part of his body has Bill Shatner insured for a big sum?

    A: His teeth. He needs them to chew the scenery.
     
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    Q: Who would win in a wresting match between William Shatner and God?

    Trick Question! Shatner IS God.
     
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    Q: What did worf say when offered a choice between putting a wig on and changing his hair color?

    A: Today is a good day to dye!
     
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    Q.What message did the unknown alien fleet send to Cestus III before they attacked them?
    A."Here today, Gorn tomorrow!" :lol:
    JB
     
  13. Jayson1

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    Why did the person think the Andorian was sad?

    He seemed so blue.

    Why was Admiral Haftel arrested?

    He broke the Lal.


    Jason
     
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  14. SpocksOddSocks

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    Puts me in mind of the short lived sci-panel show "Space Cadets" here in the UK. Shatner was a guest on the first episode and there was a question "who created Superman?"

    Obviously, Shatner buzzed in with "my parents".
     
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  15. johnnybear

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    The Shat can be very funny at times...
    JB
     
  16. Discofan

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    What did Seven say about Ensign Kim when she learned that he was from another Voyager?


    Faux Kim!
     
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    What do you call a 20 year old dead murder case for a Breen?

    A cold case.

    What do you call the romance between Rom and Leeta?

    A Rom Com.

    Jason
     
  19. Discofan

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    How did Leeta finally seduced Rom? She played it by ear...
     
  20. Jayson1

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    Why did Jason Stratham disapear in thin air?

    He was in ,The Transporter.

    How do you know Pike was cussing all the time in "The Menagrie?"

    HIs words kepth getting beeped.

    Jason