Bad Starship Names

[DarthTimon]

USS Meat Loaf
The singer or the food. Either will work.

'Warp nine!'

'I won't do that!'

 

[Frightscape One]

USS Meat Loaf
The singer or the food. Either will work.

Paradise by the Warp Core Lights...

 

[The Salt Umpire]

USS Macho Grande

Starfleet never got over USS Macho Grande

 

[The Salt Umpire]

Paradise by the Warp Core Lights...

♬ hot patootie bless my soul, sex, warp cores and rock and roll ♬

 

[Vanyel]

USS Macho Grande

USS AND HE FELL APART?
USS NO ANDY WAS A ROCK

 

[Pumpkin Bread]

USS They Might Be Giants

Everybody wants a shuttlecraft to wind a piece of string around.

 

[B.J.]

USS Person Man

 

[Pumpkin Bread]

Who came up with Person Man?

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

USS John Zoidberg

 

[The Salt Umpire]

USS Kip

 

[The Salt Umpire]

USS They Might Be Giants

Everybody wants a shuttlecraft to wind a piece of string around.

Or tie a string to one and make it fly like a control-line model. Imagine the poor crew as I centrifuge them...

 

[The Salt Umpire]

Paradise by the Warp Core Lights...

USS Marvin L. Aday

 

[Hawku]

U.S.S. Brace for Impact

 

[Pumpkin Bread]

USS Flabbergasted
USS Gobsmacked
USS Discombobulated

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

USS Ferhoodled

 

[The Salt Umpire]

USS Box Turtle*
USS Anole**

*slowest and best armoured starship in the sector.
** Dang ship'll lose their only nacelle and leave it as a distraction while it impulses away

 

[Zombie Cheerleader]

USS Wei R. Toast

 

[DarthTimon]

This thread reminds me of a skit on Whose Line is it Anyway?, with bad warship names.

'You will never sink the Sinkable!' and 'my sister went down on the USS Clinton' are the two to stick in the memory!

 

[Hawku]

U.S.S. I'm a Doctor, Not a Starship

 

[Lord Other]

USS Essessess
USS Sus
USS Kindercarnavalsoptochtvoorbereidingswerkzaamhedencomitéleden
USS Repeat
USS I Cannot Hear You
USS Hugh Essex
USS Use the Ooze
USS You Must Construct Additional Pylons
ISS Isis
ISS Icees
ISS Oasis