Bad Starship Names

[FormerLurker]

USS BATMAN
It can destroy the entire Romulan with enough time to prepare.

Which entire Romulan? There are so many.

 

[The Salt Umpire]

Well....

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If it's travelling thru space, it's not a Satellite anymore. It's the Spaceship of Love (please tell me they called it that! I've only seen a couple of the new ones).

 

[B.J.]

Nope, it's always the Satellite of Love, even in the very recent ones with Jonah and/or Emily. Although now there's also the Simulator of Love.

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

There's the Holodeck of Love, but that's in Quark's "special" collection. Extra latinum required for that one.

 

[Count Korbula]

USS Shoji Tabuchi

 

[GhoulEddie74]

Because today is the 30th anniversary of the criminal verdict:

U.S.S. Orenthal James Simpson

 

[tharpdevenport]

The U.S.S. Redrum

 

[DarrenTR1970]

For some reason or another I've had
USS My Fist, Your Face
going through my head.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Because today is the 30th anniversary of the criminal verdict:

U.S.S. Orenthal James Simpson

It's white and shaped like a white SUV.

Bronco class.


But it needs a new second officer, as the Captain murdered her.

 

[Zombie Cheerleader]

It's white and shaped like a white SUV.

Bronco class.


But it needs a new second officer, as the Captain murdered her.

AC Cowlings

 

[DarrenTR1970]

USS Whoppee Cushion

 

[Count Korbula]

USS Dick The Birthday Boy

 

[Vanyel]

USS STUDENT PILOT SHIP

 

[DarthTimon]

I'd hate to think there could ever be room for a USS Trump, or a USS Farage.

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

I'd hate to think there could ever be room for a USS Trump, or a USS Farage.

Ditto.

 

[The Salt Umpire]

Ditto.

Those should have a mixed crew. Pakleds and Ferengi

 

[Count Korbula]

USS Blowout

 

[DarthTimon]

The USS Shaky Crash might not be one everyone clamours to serve on...

 

[Zombie Cheerleader]

USS Macho Grande

 

[Pumpkin Bread]

USS Meat Loaf
The singer or the food. Either will work.