USS Lumberjack Sketch
Bad Starship Names
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USS Sheldon Cooper
I think it should not just be a starship name, but the name of an entire class of ships. That way, you get to name the ships in that class things like the USS Ex-Parrot, the USS Not Pining for the Fjords, the USS Bereft of life and rests in peace, the USS Expired and gone to meet its Maker, the USS Ceased to Be, the USS Joined the Choir of the Invisible, and so on.
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USS Don't mention the war.
(or perhaps several of them 'Don't mention the Dominion War' for a Gamma Quadrant exploration vessel, 'don't mention the Romulan War' for patrol service near the Neutral zone, 'don't mention the Cardassian War' for service near the Cardassian border, and so on).
(or perhaps several of them 'Don't mention the Dominion War' for a Gamma Quadrant exploration vessel, 'don't mention the Romulan War' for patrol service near the Neutral zone, 'don't mention the Cardassian War' for service near the Cardassian border, and so on).
USS Target
USS X
USS X
USS Does She Go?
The USS Sir Bedivere the Wise (NCC-517) was the first Arthur-class vessel to be commissioned after the prototype was cleared for service. But other illustrious starships were soon to follow: the USS Sir Lancelot the Brave (NCC-518), the USS Sir Galahad the Pure (NCC-519), the USS Sir Robin the Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir Lancelot (NCC-520) which had nearly fought the Dragon of Angnor IV, which had nearly stood up to the Vicious Ferengi of Bristol Prime, and which had automatically ejected its own warp core at the Battle of the Badon Nebula... and the aptly named USS Not-Appearing-In-This-Film.
USS Albatross
(the food in the mess hall is...bloody albatross flavor! It's bleedin' seabird bleedin' flavor!)
USS Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
USS Herbie
USS Les Nessmann, Three-Time Winner of the Buckeye Newshawk Award, A Pioneering Champion of the Events of the Day, Plus At Least 37 Additional Accolades In Smaller Print
USS Herb Tarlerk
USS Venus Flytrap
USS Johnny Sunshine
USS Johnny Duke
USS Johnny Style
USS Johnny Cool
USS Johnny Midnight
USS Rip Tide
USS Heavy Early
USS Venus Flytrap
USS Johnny Sunshine
USS Johnny Duke
USS Johnny Style
USS Johnny Cool
USS Johnny Midnight
USS Rip Tide
USS Heavy Early
With multiple checkered-pant torpedoes to boot.
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USS Mister Roarke
Note that it has a runabout named Tattoo
Note that it has a runabout named Tattoo
Is the motto - 'Da Plane! Da Plane!' or 'Da Starship! Da Starship!'?
USS Fish Slapping Dance
USS Conrad Poohs And His Dancing Teeth
USS Conrad Poohs And His Dancing Teeth
USS Luke Duke
USS Bo Duke
USS Daisy Duke
USS Uncle Jesse
and their shuttles Coy Duke and Vance Duke
USS Bo Duke
USS Daisy Duke
USS Uncle Jesse
and their shuttles Coy Duke and Vance Duke
Could be either. Just gotta be careful the captain doesn't take his shirt off and become a superhuman megalomaniac.
