Bad Starship Names

[DarrenTR1970]

USS Humptulips (Yes, that is the name of a real city here in Washington state.)

 

[scotpens]

USS Moe Howard
USS Larry Fine
USS Shemp Howard
USS Curly Howard
USS Joe Besser
USS Joe DeRita

 

[BK613]

USS Humptulips (Yes, that is the name of a real city here in Washington state.)

Yet, if one managed to have a battle there where they were victorious, it would happen. (I'm looking at you, USS Cowpens)

 

[Vanyel]

USS Pipsqueak

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

USS Noisy Cricket

 

[DarrenTR1970]

USS Moe Howard
USS Larry Fine
USS Shemp Howard
USS Curly Howard
USS Joe Besser
USS Joe DeRita

Don't forget USS Dewey Cheatum and Howe.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

USS If You Mention Taylor Swift One More Fucking Time I Will Whomp You Upside The Head With A Frying Pan

USS But Even I'm Not Dumb Enough To Think She's Some Kind Of Left-Wing Plot To Influence The Election

USS That's Even More Fucking Bonkers Than Those Conspiracy Theories About Fluoride In Water

USS And Don't Even Get Me Started About That JFK Or Moon Landing Crap

 

[Vanyel]

USS Sir Robin, the Not-Quite-So-Brave-as-Sir-Lancelot

 

[Markonian]

Could a ship be named USS Rasputin? He is historically important but kinda wasn't a good guy.

USS Helmut Kohl might be a bad name - Kohl was the chancellor who oversaw the Unification but also became embroiled in career-ending corruption.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Could a ship be named USS Rasputin? He is historically important but kinda wasn't a good guy.

There may well be an ISS Rasputin...

 

[DarrenTR1970]

Could a ship be named USS Rasputin? He is historically important but kinda wasn't a good guy.

There may well be an ISS Rasputin...

At least he has a cool theme song.

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[Vanyel]

USS Schuuuuuuultz

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

USS Schuuuuuuultz

Computers are inoperative! So are the viewscreens! PERMANENTLY!

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

USS Schuuuuuuultz

Along with the
USS Hogaaaaan

Yes, I'm showing my age. Whaddayawant?

 

[Vanyel]

USS Aunt Clara

 

[Takeru]

USS Petaq

Involved in the disastrous first contact with the klingons.

USS Helmut Kohl might be a bad name - Kohl was the chancellor who oversaw the Unification but also became embroiled in career-ending corruption.

Kohl is also german for cabbage. It would be a bad name no matter what.

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

It's as bad as it gets, Captain Griffith. Ten Constellation classes destroyed except for the USSes Gomer, Goober and Fife.

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

It's as bad as it gets, Captain Griffith. Ten Constellation classes destroyed except for the USSes Gomer, Goober and Fife.

The USS Opie? The USS Andy?? Both gone?

 

[XCV330]

the french are, as we all know, irrelevant in the 24 st century - make that federation fries

The French are everywhere in Star Trek. You can't even go into the Delta Quadrant without running into Paris.

ok I'll leave now.

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

I've often wondered how Patrick Stewart, a fine Brit, felt playing a Frenchman. I mean, wouldn't that be akin to a die-hard Yankees fan being hired to play a Red Sox player?