All things RED Dwarf

Discussion in 'TV & Media' started by Toril Toran, Sep 28, 2022.

  1. Mytran

    Mytran Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Perhaps they all have double-barrelled names? ;)
     
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  2. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    I still think it's hilarious that, given that RD is a British show, one of the crew on the Enlightenment is named Randy. :guffaw:
     
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  3. The Knappos

    The Knappos Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    If you're in trouble he will save the day,
    He's brave and he's fearless come what may,
    Without him the mission would go astray...

    He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer,
    Without him life would be much grimmer,
    He's handsome, trim, and no-one's slimmer,
    He will never need a Zimmer.

    He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer,
    More reliable than a garden strimmer,
    He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner,
    He's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer.

    Master of the wit and the repartee,
    His command of Space Directives is uncanny,
    How come he's such a genius?
    Don't ask me...

    Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer,
    He's also a fantastic swimmer,
    And if you play your cards right,
    then he just might come 'round for dinner.
     
  4. Toril Toran

    Toril Toran Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Lister: Smeg! Outland Revenue!
    Rimmer: *excited* oh oh oh oh! Outland Revenue!
    Lister: 8500!
    Rimmer: 8500? That's a lot of tax isn't it Listy. How on Titan are you going to pay for that?
    Lister: I'm not...it's yours
    Rimmer: *shock* What! This is wrong this is dead wrong!
    Lister: Relax, it doesn't matter now. Not gonna catch you now, are they?
    Rimmer: What, just because we're three million years into deep space and the human species is extinct? That means nothing to these people. They'll find us.

    - Better than Life
     
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  5. Toril Toran

    Toril Toran Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Where did everyone go again?
    They must be on a C.A.N.A.R.I.E.S. mission.
    Hope they took their bazookoids.
    And a six pack of lager.
    And a vin-de-loo.
    Maybe some popadoms…

    And a change of underwear…
    You never know…
     
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  6. Toril Toran

    Toril Toran Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Where did everybody go?
     
  7. The Knappos

    The Knappos Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    They’re dead, Dave
     
  8. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    "All you need to know about Yvonne MacGruder is: I gave her one."
     
  9. The Knappos

    The Knappos Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Everybody’s dead, Dave
     
  10. Toril Toran

    Toril Toran Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Nobody’s dead Arnold
     
  11. The Knappos

    The Knappos Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    They’re all dead. Everybody’s dead, Dave.
     
  12. Toril Toran

    Toril Toran Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Who is?
     
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  13. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    I wonder if that shirt is actually for sale IRL. :lol:
     
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  14. The Knappos

    The Knappos Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    I bought one and saw a bloke wearing one last weekend. Short version, yes.

    I want one of the d-d-don’t shoot ones with the gangster gorilla
     
  15. The Knappos

    The Knappos Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Everybody is dead, Dave
     
  16. Leviathan

    Leviathan Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    What, Captain Hollister?
     
  17. The Knappos

    The Knappos Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Everybody’s dead, Dave
     
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  18. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Not Chen?
     
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  19. The Knappos

    The Knappos Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Gordon Bennett! Yes Chen! Everybody. Everybody’s dead, Dave!
     
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  20. Toril Toran

    Toril Toran Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Not Peterson, is he?
     
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