I still think it's hilarious that, given that RD is a British show, one of the crew on the Enlightenment is named Randy.
If you're in trouble he will save the day, He's brave and he's fearless come what may, Without him the mission would go astray... He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer, Without him life would be much grimmer, He's handsome, trim, and no-one's slimmer, He will never need a Zimmer. He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer, More reliable than a garden strimmer, He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner, He's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer. Master of the wit and the repartee, His command of Space Directives is uncanny, How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me... Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer, He's also a fantastic swimmer, And if you play your cards right, then he just might come 'round for dinner.
Lister: Smeg! Outland Revenue! Rimmer: *excited* oh oh oh oh! Outland Revenue! Lister: 8500! Rimmer: 8500? That's a lot of tax isn't it Listy. How on Titan are you going to pay for that? Lister: I'm not...it's yours Rimmer: *shock* What! This is wrong this is dead wrong! Lister: Relax, it doesn't matter now. Not gonna catch you now, are they? Rimmer: What, just because we're three million years into deep space and the human species is extinct? That means nothing to these people. They'll find us. - Better than Life
Where did everyone go again? They must be on a C.A.N.A.R.I.E.S. mission. Hope they took their bazookoids. And a six pack of lager. And a vin-de-loo. Maybe some popadoms… And a change of underwear… You never know…
I bought one and saw a bloke wearing one last weekend. Short version, yes. I want one of the d-d-don’t shoot ones with the gangster gorilla