What do you mean you “killed him, cha, cha, char”?!
All things RED Dwarf
- Thread starter Toril Toran
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Kryten: ‘Dehydration – 34%, Recollection of previous evening – 2%, embarrassment factor – 91%. Advise repair schedule:- off line for 36 hours, re-boot startup disk, and replace head – wow, what a night!’
-The Last Day
-The Last Day
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Talkie Toaster - `Given that God is infinite, and given that the Universe is infinite… would you like a toasted tea cake?’
-White Hole
-White Hole
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That's another bready question.
It's not just bready, it's quite curranty too!
CASSANDRA: The bulkhead's just given away and we're shipping water at a thousand gallons a second. All the Canaries will be dead within one hour, except for Rimmer…
RIMMER: Yes!
CASSANDRA: Who will be dead in 20 minutes.
RIMMER: Yes!
CASSANDRA: Who will be dead in 20 minutes.
Ackerman: You’re drunk!
(Lister and Rimmer try to act sober)
Lister: Drunk shir? No shir!
Ackerman: Alriiight. Who'd like a kebab?
(Lister and Rimmer’s hands shoot up)
Lister: Awww. He tricked us.
(Lister and Rimmer try to act sober)
Lister: Drunk shir? No shir!
Ackerman: Alriiight. Who'd like a kebab?
(Lister and Rimmer’s hands shoot up)
Lister: Awww. He tricked us.
Kryton: This man is not guilty of manslaughter, he is only guilty of being Arnold J. Rimmer. That is his crime... it is also his punishment.
- Justice
- Justice
I didn't realize posts are limited to 5 media inserts which kept me from adding the 6th episode (1st series finale) to my earlier post. With that in mind, I have removed the 4th and 5th links and have added them here to balance things.
o conveniently see the Galltfrey Gals' reaction/reviews of the first 3 episodes, use this this link.
o conveniently see the Galltfrey Gals' reaction/reviews of the first 3 episodes, use this this link.
“I am NOT the lowest rank on this ship! What about the laboratory mice? If I say something they’ve got to hop to it! ‘Yes, Mr Lister, sir. Squeak squeak squeak squeak’”
You think I'll buy any thing you say don't you? Well wrong buddy. Now get out of here, I gotta keep my eyes skinned for that asteroid shaped like a dancing moose you told me about yesterday...
" So let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you're completely sane? "
- A mad Rimmer
- A mad Rimmer
Holly: Look, I'm trying to navigate at faster than the speed of light, which means that before you see something, you've already passed through it. Even with an IQ of 6000, it's still brown-trousers time.
Hol, where is everyone?
Sexual magnetism’s a virus? Get me to a hospital, I’m a terminal case!
I'm going to eat you little fishies!
I'm going to eat you little fishies!
I'm going to eat you little fishies!
'Cause I like little fish!
I'm going to eat you little fishies!
I'm going to eat you little fishies!
'Cause I like little fish!
No silicon heaven? Preposterous! Where would all the calculators go? "
- Kryten, The Last Day
- Kryten, The Last Day
It's a banana.
It always has been a banana.
It always will be a banana.
It's a yellow fruit that you unzip and eat the white bits!
It's a banana!!!
It always has been a banana.
It always will be a banana.
It's a yellow fruit that you unzip and eat the white bits!
It's a banana!!!
