All things RED Dwarf

Discussion in 'TV & Media' started by Toril Toran, Sep 28, 2022.

  1. The Knappos

    The Knappos Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    We will cease to be HERE, because none of this will have occurred. But we will exist back on Red Dwarf, before all this began. With, of course, no memory of these events, which, of course, never happened. And as these events never happened, we will have no memory of them. In which case, Mister Rimmer, Sir, I should like to take this opportunity of saying that you are the most obnoxious, trumped-up, farty little smeghead it has ever been my misfortune to encounter!
     
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  2. Toril Toran

    Toril Toran Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Holly: What's happening then, dudes?
    Lister: Bog all.
    Holly: Hey up, I've forgotten what I was going to say, now.
    Rimmer: Can't have been that important then can it?
    (a loud bang is heard, everyone is thrown violently across the room)
    Holly: Oh, that's right. Look Out, A meteor's about to hit the ship.

    -Queeg
     
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  3. The Knappos

    The Knappos Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    What do you mean you “killed him, cha, cha, char”?!
     
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  4. Toril Toran

    Toril Toran Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Kryten: ‘Dehydration – 34%, Recollection of previous evening – 2%, embarrassment factor – 91%. Advise repair schedule:- off line for 36 hours, re-boot startup disk, and replace head – wow, what a night!’


    -The Last Day
     
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  5. Toril Toran

    Toril Toran Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Talkie Toaster - `Given that God is infinite, and given that the Universe is infinite… would you like a toasted tea cake?’

    -White Hole
     
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  6. Leviathan

    Leviathan Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    That's another bready question.
     
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  7. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    It's not just bready, it's quite curranty too!
     
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  8. The Knappos

    The Knappos Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    CASSANDRA: The bulkhead's just given away and we're shipping water at a thousand gallons a second. All the Canaries will be dead within one hour, except for Rimmer…

    RIMMER: Yes!

    CASSANDRA: Who will be dead in 20 minutes.
     
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  9. Toril Toran

    Toril Toran Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Ackerman: You’re drunk!
    (Lister and Rimmer try to act sober)
    Lister: Drunk shir? No shir!
    Ackerman: Alriiight. Who'd like a kebab?
    (Lister and Rimmer’s hands shoot up)
    Lister: Awww. He tricked us.
     
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  10. Toril Toran

    Toril Toran Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Kryton: This man is not guilty of manslaughter, he is only guilty of being Arnold J. Rimmer. That is his crime... it is also his punishment.

    - Justice
     
  11. Redfern

    Redfern Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    I didn't realize posts are limited to 5 media inserts which kept me from adding the 6th episode (1st series finale) to my earlier post. With that in mind, I have removed the 4th and 5th links and have added them here to balance things.







    o conveniently see the Galltfrey Gals' reaction/reviews of the first 3 episodes, use this this link.
     
  12. Leviathan

    Leviathan Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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  13. Leviathan

    Leviathan Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Kryten: Now, sir, if you can give an honest answer. You are under polygraphic surveillance. Would you describe the accused as a friend?

    Lister: No, I describe the accused as a git.
     
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  14. The Knappos

    The Knappos Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    “I am NOT the lowest rank on this ship! What about the laboratory mice? If I say something they’ve got to hop to it! ‘Yes, Mr Lister, sir. Squeak squeak squeak squeak’”
     
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  15. The Knappos

    The Knappos Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    You think I'll buy any thing you say don't you? Well wrong buddy. Now get out of here, I gotta keep my eyes skinned for that asteroid shaped like a dancing moose you told me about yesterday...
     
  16. Toril Toran

    Toril Toran Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    " So let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you're completely sane? "
    - A mad Rimmer