All things RED Dwarf

Discussion in 'TV & Media' started by Toril Toran, Sep 28, 2022.

  1. The Knappos

    The Knappos Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    He’s dead, Dave. Everybody’s dead. Everybody is dead, Dave.
     
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  2. Toril Toran

    Toril Toran Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Not Todhunter?
     
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  3. The Knappos

    The Knappos Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Gawd. Wish I’d never let him out in the first place
     
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  4. Toril Toran

    Toril Toran Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Wait. Are you trying to tell me everybody is dead??
     
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  5. The Knappos

    The Knappos Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Hey, this has been a good day. I've eaten five times, I've slept six times, and I've made a lot of things mine. Tomorrow, I'm gonna see if I can't have sex with something.
    Oooooooooow, yeaaaaaaah...
    (Singing) S-E-X, you know I want it! S-E-X, I'm gonna get it! (Sees unconscious Lister on the floor) S-E-X, I think I found it! Oh, it's you! Hey, monkey, you're sick.
     
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  6. The Knappos

    The Knappos Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    He's you and you're him, and you're him and he's him -- am I still me? Who's eating this chicken? What the hell is going on??
     
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  7. Toril Toran

    Toril Toran Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    So...what is it? Just kidding.
     
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  8. Redfern

    Redfern Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    And now for something completely different...well, it still relates to "Red Dwarf", here are the "Gallifrey Gals" engaging in a "watch along/review" of the series. Posted are the first 3 episodes.







    To conveniently see the Galltfrey Gals' reaction/reviews of the next 3 episodes, use this this link.
     
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  9. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    As you know, Holly's only capable of sustaining one hologram. So my advice to anyone more vital to the mission than me? If you die, I'll kill you.
     
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  10. The Knappos

    The Knappos Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    ALPHABETTI SPAGHETTI?!?!?!?!
     
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  11. Toril Toran

    Toril Toran Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Dwayne Dibbley? I don’t want to be Dwayne Dibbley!
     
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  12. The Knappos

    The Knappos Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    <massive squelch>
    CAT: My god. His head burst!
    LISTER: That feels so good. Talk about a weight off yer mind.
     
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  13. Toril Toran

    Toril Toran Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Holly: Why didn't you have a mum?"
    Lister: "I was abandoned."
    Kryten : "Abandoned?"
    Lister: "Six weeks old. A cardboad box underneath the pool table. I was just abandoned in this pub."
    Cat: "How could anybody do that?"
    Lister: "I don't know. I never found out."
    Rimmer: "Well, I'd have thought it was obvious. Two people, unable to contain their desires, had an illicit liason. A liaison that an unforgiving society would not accept. And you were the fruit of their forbidden passion. You're forbidden passion fruit."

    -The Last Day
     
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  14. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    My goodness. I do believe I'm drunk. I suddenly feel the need... to strut my funky stuff!
     
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  15. Toril Toran

    Toril Toran Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Hudson 10: “Wait your turn boys. You can’t all die at once.”

    -The Last Day
     
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  16. The Knappos

    The Knappos Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Well now we know what the ‘H’ stands for; ‘Hidiot’ ammiright?
     
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  17. Malicia

    Malicia Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Kryten: We've found something, sir. I think it's one of the crew. A hideously malformed
    triple-headed skeleton with putrified flesh hanging from it. It fell on Rimmer as we opened the lift door.
    Lister: Is he all right?
    Kryten: I believe he's just discovered what shirt-tails are for.
    Rimmer: Alright, Kryten, you don't have to make me sound like a complete cowardly gimboid git. I'm fine now.
    Kryten: So, shall I cancel the order to find your mother?
     
  18. The Knappos

    The Knappos Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Look, face it, man. It's just not possible to fry an egg using a bicycle-powered hair dryer.
     
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  19. Toril Toran

    Toril Toran Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Rimmer: Do you think it's because the subspace conduits have locked with the transponder calibrations and caused a major tachyon surge that has overloaded the time matrix?
    Kryten: Ah, no, sir. I've just been jabbing it too hard.
     
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  20. Ar-Pharazon

    Ar-Pharazon Admiral Premium Member

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    I reminded myself of these when I posted a similar ST Prodigy pic the other day.

    Ace & Skipper 3b.jpg
    RD Pinky & Smegging Perky 1e1.jpg
     
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