Just curious, my pun was so awful, I was wondering if anyone got it?
Just curious, my pun was so awful, I was wondering if anyone got it?
I'm posting this here instead of the Guardians of the Galaxy thread because it's about blue Krees. It's also from the Marvel special preempting Agents of SHIELD this week. They've released some screenshots of Guardians of the Galaxy. Among them, a clear look at Ronan the Accuser that shows he is, in fact, blue. It's really hard to tell in the lighting, but I think he's a brighter blue. None of the screencaps have any context, but there's theoretically spoilers:
First look at Glenn Close, new look at Ronan the Accuser and the Collector
I prefer the Peter David explanation for the Green Hulk... 9 year old Banner watched his father murder his mother and felt guilty that he couldn't stop the crime unfolding.
I think the Grey Hulk was about girls at college laughing at his pitiful sexual technique.
Mr. Fixit came from a place even scarier, personifying Banner’s ego, his greed, his primal desires for food and sex and conquest. As Banner’s Gamma mutation continued to evolve, nighttransformation (again, part of the original Hulk) brought out the nerdy loner’s dark opposite to inflict mayhem on anyone or anything that got in his way.
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Which would explain why a guy in his 30s was dating a 16 year old virgin in Hulk #1 1962.
Just curious, my pun was so awful, I was wondering if anyone got it?
Yes, and your screen name is an Uhura quote from Search for Spock.
Now if you had tried to make a cricket joke, that would have been hard to follow.
Later in issue two, we see a Betty "rape" a young modern day Hulk who had had his neck broken by the Maestro, to become a more perfect house guest.
Even a hulk penis going in is not larger than a baby coming out, and frankly if Gamma radiation is anything like steroids, Banners penis could shrink when the rest of him hulks out.
However, the pounding motion might powder bones, and the incredibly high pressure semen might be able to cut through oak for a while, so it's really a question of how considerate the Hulk is feeling.
Later in issue two, we see a Betty "rape" a young modern day Hulk who had had his neck broken by the Maestro, to become a more perfect house guest.
Even a hulk penis going in is not larger than a baby coming out, and frankly if Gamma radiation is anything like steroids, Banners penis could shrink when the rest of him hulks out.
However, the pounding motion might powder bones, and the incredibly high pressure semen might be able to cut through oak for a while, so it's really a question of how considerate the Hulk is feeling.
Sometimes I think you are actually Garth Ennis in disguise.
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