Grail (½)
Scott Bakula: I am searching for... The Holy Grail!
Garibaldi:
Never before have I so completely identified with a character on a television show.
The thing about this episode is that it doesn't centre around the lead actors, it mainly focuses on Gajic (Scott Bakula), Jinxo, Deuce and Ombuds Wellington (Scott Bakula), none of which are all that interesting, except for Ombuds Wellington. I mean, who would have thought that somebody from Limerick would get this far?
The episode starts out stupid when a tentacle eats a woman's brain, or something, but the revelation that this has something to do with Kosh was intriguing and convinced me to pay attention. Then the episode turns stupid again with the introduction of Gajic and his revelation that he's searching for the Holy Grail, and the episode also performs a neat piece of character assassination on Delenn and Lennier by having them revere a crazy person. The episode turns even more stupid as we learn that Jinxo is cursed and that if he leaves Babylon 5 it will go BOOM, something I found so infuriatingly idiotic that I declared I would stop watching this series entirely if that came to pass. (Of course, if the station went BOOM there would be no more show anyway.)
Anyway, Jinxo gets in trouble after pick-pocketing Gajic and Ombuds Wellington decides to banish him from the station, but Gajic has a video of the Ombuds with his illegitimate love-child and manages to get Jinxo released into his custody. They spend their time going around the station talking to the various ambassadors about the Holy Grail, and this is the point where I would include a joke about the Narn being rude and launching a cow at them, but I just don't want to.
Later Gajic beats up some of Deuce's men with his pimp stick, but some of Deuce's men manage to corner the Ombuds and give him a big kick up the arse. The episode ends with Gajic being kidnapped and Ombuds Wellington about to be fed to Kosh, but then Gajic stands in the way and orders Kosh to reveal himself, at which point we learn that it's not really Kosh but a Hanar. The Hanar says "This one wishes to eat the Ombuds' brain, but you are in my path. Please stand aside so that this one can continue with his task as ordered upon this one by the Enkindlers." At which point Sinclair and Garibaldi show up and blow the crap out of it.
This really pissed me off. The only reason I was interested in this episode was because it promised something interesting regarding Kosh, but it turns out that it was all a big fake-out and I learn nothing about Kosh!

I've deducted a point for this, it was shameful attention-seeking for an episode that wasn't interesting on its own.
Man, I miss the days when this show was promising.
Commander Greyshirt: 6
Scott Bakula: 11