TNG Caption This #221: Tasha Yar, the Redshirt with a Uniform of Gold

[LeadHead]

Hello there everyone! I know it's a little early in the day to be putting up the new contest, but today's a crazy Friday for me, so lets get the ball rolling!

Leading things off here, we have the "Holographic Mis-Steps" Award, goes to:

Riker: "...And that's how I arrived at my decision to tell Picard about the Pegasus."

Next, the "Please don't repeat what I said to your Mother" Award, goes to:

Troi: "Yes, Mother, Will and I are going out to dinner tonight. And then I think he wants to play some music for me, although he apparently thinks he's a little out of practice. He said he's hoping I'll be in the mood for a little 'rusty trombone' tonight."

Next, the "Good Question" Award, goes to:

Crusher: Nope, the tricorder can't figure it out either. Betazoid, British, Greek, it can't figure out where the hell she's from.

Next, the "Whatever happened to just Dinner and a Movie?" Award, goes to:

Troi: Hey, Worf, how about we chase smugglers, huh? Does that sound like fun?

Worf: Nah!

Troi: Nah, that wouldn't be no fun. ... How about beating up a Romulan?

Next, "The Contest within a Caption Contest" Award goes to:

Two of the three characters in this photo had hot dirty naked sex between episodes during the run of TNG. Can you guess which?

Our Photoshop award goes to:

TROI: Oh my god!!!

GEORDI: That house fell out of the sky on top of that old lady!!!

RIKER: Witch had it coming.

Riker: "You like it?"
Deanna: "That's the biggest..."
LaForge: "... hot fudge sundae I've ever seen. Must be over 3,000 calories!"

Thanks to all our contestants, and congrats to all of our winners! Continuing on with our Character Centric contests, we're spend a little time with Tasha Yar. Enjoy!

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

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Tasha: He's dead Captain. Thank Heavens I switched shifts with him!

Yar: Khan, come out, come out, wherever you are...

Riker: Okay, who ate burritos?

Picard: Tasha, you're flying us a little too close to the sun...

Riker: Welcome aboard the USS Teenagers Room.

 

[Nerys Myk]

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TASHA: Help me move him. I gotta clean under there.

CROSBY: We're on the wrong set! I ask for directions to the Star Trek shoot!

SPINER: You should have been more specific.

DATA: I'm sorry Mister Worf, with the Commander on board the turbolift has reached its weight limit.

PICARD: Damn, the boy is streaming Star Trek 09 to the main view screen again!

RIKER: Looks like we missed the party.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

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Thanks for the win, LeadHead!

Yar: "So you see, class, even an assailant with a fully-charged phaser can be neutralized with a well-placed kick to the 'nads. Okay, Harris, you can get up now."
Harris (whimpering): "No...I can't..."

 

[Gary7]

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Thanks for the pick, Leadhead.

Tasha: *Sigh* "These guys just can't keep up with me."
Data (OS): "Tasha, what happened? Can I be of assistance?"
Tasha: "No Data, I... wait. On second thought, perhaps you can." (grin)

Data: "Yes, it IS what it appears to be. Tasha is about to get the surprise birthday present of her life."

Tasha: "Yikes... somebody forgot to call housekeeping."

Tasha: "It's like this on the bridge, too."
Riker: "They must've had one hell of a party. I think I picked the wrong ship assignment!"

 

[KNH]

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[Holdfast]

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Damn, not even my Dustbuster's going to clean up this mess.

OK, who forgot to pay the electric bill this time?

Look Denise, it's your future career... no, seriously!

A Frat party? I knew we had kids on board, but I didn't realise we had an entire university.

 

[Finn]

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Data: (thinking) Great! Nobody's here!

Riker: Looks like there was a party in this quarters.

Tasha: (Thinking) I wish someone would come over to my place for fun, for once.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

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Riker: "Looks like the aftermath of a wild, drunken orgy! Completely against regulations! But how do we find out who's responsible?"
Data: "I suppose we could start by trying to find out who belongs to these assless chaps..."

 

[Ziriath]

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''What moron turned the lens flare generators on?''

 

[Honorable Ensign]

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Data: Crap, that film crew is still following us. Hurry!

 

[Ziriath]

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'Uh oh. It seems that something from the parallel XI Caption Contest #30 is leaking here'

 

[Nerys Myk]

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RIKER: Thats the third Chief Engineer she's killed or crippled since we started this mission

YAR: They creep me out, especially the Celtic ones.

LAFORGE: I'd only take that job if she were dead

 

[Keith1701]

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Hello there everyone! I know it's a little early in the day to be putting up the new contest, but today's a crazy Friday for me, so lets get the ball rolling!

Leading things off here, we have the "Holographic Mis-Steps" Award, goes to:

Riker: "...And that's how I arrived at my decision to tell Picard about the Pegasus."

Next, the "Please don't repeat what I said to your Mother" Award, goes to:

Troi: "Yes, Mother, Will and I are going out to dinner tonight. And then I think he wants to play some music for me, although he apparently thinks he's a little out of practice. He said he's hoping I'll be in the mood for a little 'rusty trombone' tonight."

Next, the "Good Question" Award, goes to:



Next, the "Whatever happened to just Dinner and a Movie?" Award, goes to:




Next, "The Contest within a Caption Contest" Award goes to:



Our Photoshop award goes to:

TROI: Oh my god!!!

GEORDI: That house fell out of the sky on top of that old lady!!!

RIKER: Witch had it coming.

Riker: "You like it?"
Deanna: "That's the biggest..."
LaForge: "... hot fudge sundae I've ever seen. Must be over 3,000 calories!"

Thanks to all our contestants, and congrats to all of our winners! Continuing on with our Character Centric contests, we're spend a little time with Tasha Yar. Enjoy!

Enjoy!

Great Pictures...

 

[Rulius]

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WINNER!

 

[Isis]

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Troi (OS): "That wasn't what I meant by 'It would do you some good to go out and catch a man for yourself.'"

Picard: "I wish this guy would shut off his high-beams."

Tasha: "See? I told you if we went too late in the day to this garage sale, the merchandise would be all picked over."

 

[Nerys Myk]

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RIKER: Tag and bag this crap. It's gonna be worth a fortune on e-bay.

 

[Gary7]

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Riker: "Damn it! Somebody raided my quarters. What a mess! OK, I need a little privacy while I clean this up."
Tasha: "Uh, Commander Riker? Are those your panties?"

 

[Finn]

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Picard: Put your shirt back on, Data!

 

[Kirks_Flying_Wig]

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Tasha: What is that?
Riker (os): My good old Sheerblad 7XK!
Picard: The blindingest, noisiest, 15lb camera ever produced in the Soviet Union!