TNG Caption This #220: The Goddess of Empathy

Two of the three characters in this photo had hot dirty naked sex between episodes during the run of TNG. Can you guess which?

 

Troi: Hey, Worf, how about we chase smugglers, huh? Does that sound like fun?

Worf: Nah!

Troi: Nah, that wouldn't be no fun. ... How about beating up a Romulan?

 

Worf: "I am getting very annoyed by DJO's joke videos on YouTube. They mock me!"
Troi: "I think they make you sound really cute." (grin)

 

Troi: "Worf, that was very kind of you to do my wash, but next time, please don't starch my uniform pants."

Worf (to self and shaking head slightly): "Picky, picky, picky."

 

Worf (looking a little sheepish): "Did you have a good time last night, Deanna?"

Troi: "Well, I'll tell you one thing. I can hardly walk this morning, and it ain't because of my calisthenics routine."

 

La Forge: "A vibrator for my birthday. Riker, you really shouldn't have."

Riker: "Oh, it was nothing. The important thing is that you enjoy it."

Troi (to self): "I've heard of quick sendoffs, but this is ridiculous."

 

Thanks for the KBL award!


In addition to being very tall Mr Homn could turn invisible at will, an ability he often turned to his advantage around unwary women.

 

TROI: Oh my god!!!

GEORDI: That house fell out of the sky on top of that old lady!!!

RIKER: Witch had it coming.

 

Riker (to self): "She could have said it was her matching bustier and panties."

 

Crusher (to self): "I hate these cases of green-dot-itis. It's just not a very sexy disease, and we're using the same green-dot-itis disruptors we used fifty years ago."

 

Troi: Dear God Will, coming on a holodeck, creating a hologram of Chief O'Brien and then doing... that to it.. Why?

Riker: He knows why.

 

The engagement was on. The date was set. Then Will met Deanna's two aunts-and realized her mom was the quiet one in the family.

 

Riker: TWO Weddings Deanna? Really?

 

PICARD: New hair style Deanna?

RIKER: I told her to keep away from the EPS Conduits.

 

Riker: I'm trying to create an internet meme.

 

Riker: "What do you think? I call it two Betazoids and a cup.



Riker: "A trombone isn't compatible with the human anatomy that way..."
Deanna: "Revenge, for making me drink a gallon of mental bleach."

 

Riker: "...And that's how I arrived at my decision to tell Picard about the Pegasus."

 

Much thanks for the W LH!

How about this.....

[eddiemurphy-48Hours] Tell me a story. [/eddiemurphy-48hours]



Picard (os): "Well? What do you think?"

Geordi: "He actually went and did it. He went with the Assless Chaps.

Deanna: "Oh My Gawd!"

Riker: "I am sooo going to make those look good one day."



Riker: "You've still got them on?

Picard (os): "Actually, Numbah One, I've grown quite fond of them."

Deanna: "I don't know Wil, the Assless Chaps are starting to work for me."




Worf: "I wish he would change his mind."

Deanna: "Now, now Worf. They're not that bad."

Worf: "Still, I can find no honor in having to look at the Captain's bare ass all day."




Deanna: "Sir, the complaints about your Assless Chaps are beginning to get out of hand."

Picard: "Hey, my ship, my rules. Now if you would, go up and consult with Mr Data at Science. "




Beverly: "The good news is, it is just temporary. Your sight should return within the hour."

Deanna: "Oh Beverly, Worf was right. It is very distracting. Plus, I thought the glare off his bald head was bad, but from up there, with those Assless Chaps, he becomes a triple threat."

Beverly: "It's been draining for all of us. I'll try to get through to him at breakfast tomorrow."

Deanna: "The crew will be in your debt. What do you think you will serve?"

Beverly: "Acually, I was thinking....kwahhh sahhhnts."

To Be Continued......maybe.

 

Troi: "Yes, Mother, Will and I are going out to dinner tonight. And then I think he wants to play some music for me, although he apparently thinks he's a little out of practice. He said he's hoping I'll be in the mood for a little 'rusty trombone' tonight."

 

Riker: "Data has another poem?'

Deanna: "Come now Wil, I thought you would find them useful."

Riker: "How so?"

Deanna: "I use them to work on my poker face."




Worf: "THE SMELL! I thought my hair would curl."

Deanna: "I told you that you might not want to go after me. Besides, I never promised you a rose garden."





Picard: "I am so very sorry. See? I'm pulling my hand back slowly. Anyhow, welcome aboard."(under his breath) What the hell, Wil? You said the traditional greating for welcoming a female Betazoid was the two handed boob shake."

Riker (under his breath): "I was just yankin' your chain. I still can't believe you fell for it."