TNG Caption This #221: Tasha Yar, the Redshirt with a Uniform of Gold

[Velocity]

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Picard: Yes, Wesley is a very bright boy.

 

[Isis]

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Troi's sense of direction was so bad that on occasion she would get lost in her own quarters.

Tasha was pleasantly surprised when it turned out that her Amway products essentially sold themselves.

Yar: "Sir, I can see that bra is doing a great job holding you in. Would you mind telling me what brand it is?"

 

[Finn]

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A deleted scene from Parallels

Riker: (OS) Commander, How's your husband?

Yar: He's gone, Captain. The Ferengi got to him first.

 

[LeadHead]

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Yar: Yeah, definitely a fixer-upper. Tell the Real Estate Agent to show us another one.

Picard and Yar: CHEESE!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

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Corpse final thought: "The day I die, and she decides not to wear a skant. What a world..."

Q os: "You call those flashlights?"

"Now this is a flashlight!"

Data: "Gangbang commencing in 5... 4... 3... 2..."

Yar: "Indications of a Klingon Panty Raid sir."
Riker: "Klingon?"
Yar: "The panties are usually still on the girls."

 

[inflatabledalek]

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I won! You love me, you really love me! *SNIFF*

For some reason, Ensign Smith's last thought contained the words "camel" and "toe".

The new Star Trek Experience was the victim of severe budget cuts.

Riker: Geordi, for God's sake, stop staring at my crotch!
Geordi: Sorry Commander, it's the new x-ray feature on my visor. I guess your success with the ladies is down to them liking a sense of humour then?

Crosby: See Stewart, leaving TNG is clearly the right choice, my future's so bright I'm going to need shades!

Stewart: Yeah, I'll be so jelous of your New Adventures of Superman guest spot whilst I'm doing X-Men movies.

The legendary Rodenberry casting couch.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

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Data: Are you not pleased that you use Dial? Do you not wish that everyone else would?

 

[Gary7]

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Data: "I'm sorry, but entrance is only by private invitation from Tasha."
Tasha: "What? What invitation are you talking about? Uhhhh... uh oh."

 

[Admiral Shran]

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Yar: Captain, is that your Ready Room refrigerator?
Demon [off-screen]: ZUUUUUL!

 

[Smellincoffee]

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Yar: He's dead, Jim.
Sonic Shower Technician Third Class Jim Peabody, OS: That's terrible. Shouldn't you tell the captain?

Picard: But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?
Lwaxana Troi, OS: Oh, Jean-Luc! You're such an incorrigble romantic!
Picard, softly: Merde. I really need to stop seizing every moment to quote Shakespeare.

Yar: I had no idea Chateau Picard was so potent.
Riker: Or so messy.

The ability to pun in multiple languages was a requirement for promotion aboard the Enterprise.

Picard: Ah, Admiral Robau. Welcome aboard.

 

[Nerys Myk]

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PICARD: Crap, its Rory Wiliams!

 

[Vulpes]

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Worf [offscreen]: Tasha? What are you doing?
Tasha: N-nothing!
Man: Tasha? Why have you stopped? My nose hairs aren't going to trim themselves!

Tasha: And this could be the living room... We'd paint it, of course. I was thinking Navajo white, or maybe...

Riker: Tasha, this is your room? My closet is bigger than this!
Tasha: Well, I die by the end of the season, so they didn't bother to assign me real quarters.

Picard: Data, when I asked to be flashed, I was talking to Tasha.

Tasha: When Mom and Dad get home, they are gonna be so pissed.

 

[NathanielM]

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Man: Come on Tasha, lets play motorboat, take off your bottoms and sit on my face so I can go bptbtpbptbptbptbptbptbptbptbptbp to you.

Yar: Ollie Olllie oxenfree?

Riker: <lets one go>
Yar: Jesus Commander, what the hell was that!?

Picard: Wow, nice effect...

Yar: What the hell happened here?
Riker:<thinking> Jesus and i thought my place on Earth was trashed after a wild party, this is worse.

 

[LeadHead]

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