Voyager Caption Contest #52: This Contest Has No Title

[Yeoman Randi]

Greetings fellow Voyagers! It's time for your semi-weekly Baryon Sweep so let's get this party started ~

i know i've said it before, but truly, this round of captions had me laughing 'til it hurt. I had such a hard time picking just one winner for each pic that some of them had to share in the spoils. Thank you for making a difficult week easier on me!

Alrighty, enough mushy stuff, let's toast da winnas!

For all the haters who complained Voyager was too serious we have the "Moe Larry and Curly Award" going to:

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The guys notice the banana skin on the stairs...

Proving it's never a good idea to go up against a Klingon who is PMSing we have:

EMH: "So B'Elenna threw the microwave at you? I could tell, because the controls are embedded in your chest."

We also have The Nigel Tufnel Tag Team award which goes to this entry:

7: You will never succeed lieutenant, these dials only go up to nine.

Tom: ..............These go to 11.

For keeping up with the latest fashion trends we have this little gem:

Following the success of her meat dress, Lady GaGa unveils her autumn/winter 2011 men's ready to wear collection.

And we also have the Janeway "BRING ME COFFEE OR DIE! " award going to:

Chakotay: " 'There's coffee in that there nuclear power plant' she says. That's the last time..."

Next up, proof that it never hurts to quote the masters:

JANEWAY: Careful Tuvok. Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place.

And also this entry which explains a lot!

Janeway: "So you developed this hybrid by yourself? It's beautiful, Tuvok."

Tuvok: "Smokes real good too."

And finally, we have the "Lumberjack Method of Acting Award" for this:

Berman(OS): Now Robert, the objective is to act like you're alive and then this guy will be out of here by the end of the day.
Beltran: So if I just act less wooden than him I can keep my job?

Special thanks to Leadhead who tweaked the cawfee spew pic for me! Leadhead, you rock!

This week we had a morning cawfee spew that was, well, a shoo-in. It was just....perfect!

Yeoman Randi: "Man, this is one Morning Coffee Spew that I don't want to be around for!"

And this week a special EPIC award had to be created for this next caption. Not only was it an amazing photoshop, but it went above and beyond anything i've ever seen. So for you BlobVanDam, i give you THE MONOLITH AWARD! I just wish i knew how to embed music in here because this deserves to be viewed with Sprach Zarathustra playing in the background!!

Thank you to everyone who played and congratulations to all da winnas! You are all magnificent specimens!

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And now, without further ado, i bring you the following pictures for your captioning pleasure~

We've got Janeway who clearly has a crush on The Rock, the distant origin of the glowing joystick, Seven and Axum caught in some impressionistic painting, what looks like a man in a frying pan and last but not least, Janeway and Harry cleaning my bathroom.

As always, i'll let this brew for two weeks. So until next time, have fun, set a course for home and engage!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Standing Alien: "Yes, I know what it's for! But why does it have an internal light source?"
Seated Alien: "That's not a light source. It's a heat source."
Standing Alien: "... Sweet!!!"

 

[LeadHead]

Kim: (thinking) The things I do for a promotion.

Janeway: (thinking) I wonder how long I can string him along with this promotion talk.

Gegen: Mister Kroker, I asked that you bring your parents with you.

Kif: I did, they're hanging out by that light. Wait, where's father?

Gegen's stomach: Okay, this really stinks.

In most Trek love stories, the series regular and the guest star romantic interest get tragically separated at the end of the episode. In this case, there was no tragedy.

Prince William: No, no, no. I should be in Command Red for my wedding!

Kim: Captain, THIS is the effect of your morning cawfee spews!

Janeway: It's still worth it.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kim: "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!"
Torres: "I am never going drinking with you two again! You just get too damned weird!"

 

[F. King Daniel]

Janeway (thinking): Oh, my beloved rock... I know you love me the most. Not Harry or B'Elanna... but me.

 

[BlobVanDam]

Thanks for the wins, Yeoman Randi! I wasn't sure a Tap reference would be recognized on a Trek forum, but there you go. Cred++ for you. And thank you very much for the Monolith award

Janeway - Hey guys, if you put your ear up to this rock, you can actually hear next week's episode.........Tuvok is there, and I'm there........ and..... Sulu? Shit, I don't think this is working right.

Alien - Oh great, another phallic object in the caption contest. You know that's the only joke anyone will make, right? Well you know what, I'm going to take the high road, something cerebral, something that makes you really think.... oh screw it. It's a buttplug.

5 of 12 - This is Unimatrix Zero. It's whatever we imagine it to be.
7 of 9 - So why are we stuck in a Katy Perry music video?

Janeway - That's the last time I let Neelix have Mexican food night.
Kim - Come on, his cheese even gave the ship an infection, so how did you think refried beans and chilli was going to go down?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Janeway: "And then, Commander Spock gentle placed his head against the Horta and they joined minds."
Kim (snorts): "He's lucky the thing didn't fry his face!"
Torres: "Shut up, Harry! You're ruining the story!"

 

[Distorted Humor]

See, I told you they where having "The Rock" on set and I would do a big hug.....What do you mean it another "The Rock"?

not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place

(Dangit, someone stole the Katy Perry Idea, So I will steal from STIV)

....I think we took too much LDS....

Meet our newest crew member, he is a flatlander...

Who are you?

Ensign Kim, your Ops officer

"I don't remember you, and your STILL a Ensign? you know what, If I make Admiral, I will bump you up to Jr. Grade LT.
As always, i'll let this brew for two weeks. So until next time, have fun, set a course for home and engage![/QUOTE]

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIM: You're lice free.

ALIEN: What does the yellow light mean?

OTHER ALIEN: Slow down

ALIEN What. Does. The. Yellow. Light. Mean.
(ah the classics)

This is real baby, as real as my love for you

These commemorative Vovager Plates will sell like hotcakes!

JANEWAY: This is a pretty weak laser.

KIM: Its a flashlight. The laser is in your other hand.

JANEWAY: Guess that explain why Crewman Jones' head evaporated when he asked for some light.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Janeway: "Sh... I can hear them pounding away on their keyboards with their meaty little hands, chortling at their own juvenile wit."

Gegen: "It's supposed to go in my WHAT?!"

Other Guy: "Don't knock it till you try it."

Gegen sticks it in his ear.

Dude: "It's a weather balloon illuminated by swamp gas. Romantic, isn't it?"

A deleted scene from the lost episode "Threshold, Pt. II", where Harry turns into a lizard as well, prompting Seven to rejoin the collective.

Kim: "What the heck is this stuff?!?"

Janeway: "The magic purple smoke. The computers run on it, and it comes out when they break."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Is it just me, or does this guy look kinda like Phil Hartman?

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

Thanks for the joint-win! (Glad to see Spinnal Tap appreciation is universal).

B'Elanna: You've murdered Captain Janeway!
Harrry: Yes - now we'll all get prommotion
B'Elanna Sigh This isn't the mirror universe, Harry

Harry: It's all the scripts that went out first in the TrekBBs Hurt/Heal games!
Janeway: I ordered this hermetically sealed!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Harry: "Oh you like it when I pull your hair. You like a bit of the rough stuff, eh?"
B'Elanna: "You're not on the holodeck now, Harry."
Harry: "Oh crap, I'm going to be an Ensign till I die, aren't I?"
Janeway: "Looks that way, doesn't it, Ensign?"

LaForge: seventy thousand light years away, mumbling in his sleep: "Coolant leak! We have a coolant leak!"

Rolls under imaginary engineering door and falls out of bed.

 

[Isis]

Janeway (to self): "I feel like I'm sleeping on rocks. This is the last time I'll go with priceline."

 

[Isis]

When Kim heard Janeway listens to rock, this is what his mind pictured.

 

[Isis]

Harry wanted that promotion, but he was beginning to regret offering to help Janeway find whatever Chakotay obviously had up his ass.

 

[Nerys Myk]

TORRES: You sure you know what you're doing Harry?

KIM: Trust me, the Kim family has been in the hair cutting business for centuries. Now hand me that ax.

 

[Mistral]

"Kemosabe! I hear many hoofbeats! And a '69 Camaro with glass packs-but that's not important right now."

 

[Mistral]

Kim: "It looks like the restroom airscrubbers are off-line!"

Janeway: "And that's why you're still an ensign, Mr. Kim."

 

[Mistral]

"So how long has your hair been on fire?"