Voyager Caption Contest #51: It Takes One to Know One

[Mistral]

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A rare picture of the Dr before he'd put his uniform on..

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

(Thanks for the win a few games back...)

Blue Guy: She's re-polarized her lower-torso garments.
Other Guy: Damn! We'll never find what color they are!

 

[HoneyBLilly]

EMH: "You say he ran into Nazi Germany?"
Seven: "That's right, and I cannot seem to locate the logic in his reason in my data files."
Tom: "They had Julie Andrews and her eight kids surrounded I tell you! They did!"

 

[Isis]

Janeway (OS): "I said 'bottoms up,' not 'insides out.'"

 

[LeadHead]

When UPN realized that simply showing more skin wouldn't be the magic ingredient to increasing ratings, they went deeper.

 

[HoneyBLilly]

Re: Voyager Caption Contest #52: It Takes One to Know One

EMH(OS): Now this, this was taken in the latest sensor sweeps of the crew quarters. As you can see the subject here is on several anti-depressants, two male enhancement drugs, and a series of hallucinogens.

Berman(OS): Now Robert, the objective is to act like you're alive and then this guy will be out of here by the end of the day.
Beltran: So if I just act less wooden than him I can keep my job?

 

[Nerys Myk]

JANEWAY: The rental truck is in the parking garage....

BOLIAN: What the...We're helping you move??!!!

JANEWAY: I might have forgoten to mention that when I invited you over

 

[Schistocerca]

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Following the success of her meat dress, Lady GaGa unveils her autumn/winter 2011 men's ready to wear collection.

Chakotay: Right now you're asking yourself did he fire 5 time or 6 times? Well did I? Go on punk, make my day!

 

[Bob Karo]

Chakotay: Lieutenant, I going to need you to... to... Carey? That you?

Carey: :sighs: Yeah, I figured I was dead, too.

 

[LeadHead]

Carey: Am I finished here, Captain?

Janeway: Yes, Lieutenant. Carey on.

 

[Alrik]

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Janeway: "What do ya know. I can see my house from up here."

EMH: "Don't tell me."

Seven: "You are correct in your assumption, Doctor."

EMH: "Mr. Paris, how many times have I warned you not to tease Ms. Wildman?"

Janeway: "So you developed this hybrid by yourself? It's beautiful, Tuvok."

Tuvok: "Smokes real good too."

Chakotay (singing): "Carey on my wayward son, there'll be peace when..."

Carey: "HAHA, how original. That got old back in grade school ya putz."

 

[Alrik]

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Might I add, this is just freakin brilliant, IMHO.

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

EMH: So the blast caused severe epidermal trauma to the facial area, but left your hair untouched?

 

[Mistral]

EMH: "So B'Elenna threw the microwave at you? I could tell, because the controls are embedded in your chest."

 

[Mistral]

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Beltran: "Is that a perm? Damn-that's so 80s! And we're so 90s!"

"Damn shame its the 2000s, huh?"

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

7: You will never succeed lieutenant, these dials only go up to nine.

 

[BlobVanDam]

7: You will never succeed lieutenant, these dials only go up to nine.

Tom: ..............These go to 11.

 

[Isis]

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From Madame Tussaud's "Too wooden, even for us" room...

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Carey could often be found thinking about what possibilities his future held for him. What he'd do once he got back to earth, the women he'd love, the careers he'd follow, the food he'd taste, the wine he'd drink......

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ the morning cawfee he'd spew, the Will Ferrell look-alike contests he'd win...