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Voyager Caption Contest #51: It Takes One to Know One

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Yeoman Randi

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Greetings fellow Voyagers! Yes, it's been two weeks, so it's time to pull up your pants and engage da winnas!


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Stating the obvious we have this:

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Chakotay: You look and smell like shit.

B'Elanna: That's because I was standing right next to the septic tank when it blew.



And stating the obvious we have this:

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Neelix: And next time Seven, remember to put the iron down BEFORE you pick up the phone!



Stating the obvious we have this:

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"It's a good thing you're a hologram. That one would probably melt your uniform."



And stating the obvious we have this:

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EMH: "Back from your Doucheball game, I see."


And CLEARLY stating the obvious we have this! :lol:


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Viewers knew this was a Mirror Universe episode even before the dialogue started.



Despite my begging and the promise of sexual favors no one 'shopped this pic, but this caption was awesome anyway. Let's just hope it doesn't mean we'll be seeing Old Data:

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Captains Log, We took a wrong turn in the Devron System.



And winning the "Put 'em all together and whaddaya got?" award we have this:

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TORRES: You humans are into a lot of kinky stuff.

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NEELIX: You humans are into a lot of kinky stuff.

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ALIEN: You humans are into a lot of kinky stuff.

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EMH: You humans are into a lot of kinky stuff.


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GIRL (disappointed) I thought you humans were into a lot of kinky stuff.



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And finally, this week we have a morning cawfee spew which teaches us an important lesson:


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Torres: "Well, I learned something very valuable today: Never spit into the anti-matter stream."



Thanks to everyone who played and congratulations to da winnas!

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And now, for your personal pleasure i leave you with Janeway calling the 80s, Tom who clearly went for the burn, coffee to put hair on your chest...or something, Janeway and Tuvok admiring their wacky weed and Carey pondering his existance:


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As always, i will let this brew for two weeks. So, have fun, set a course for home and engage!
 
Re: Voyager Caption Contest #52: It Takes One to Know One

Ever spent 3 hours looking for your car at a mall, I have...

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Janeway: "Before we left, didn't I tell everyone to remember where we parked?"

Bolian: "According to this 'handy guide', there are another 17 multi storey carparks outside the mall."



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EMH: "What happened? Holodeck safeties fail? Oil fire? Plasma burns? Coolant leak? What, what?"
Paris: "Seven... kicked me in... gnngg... the nuts."
Seven: "The Lieutenant was being fresh."


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Chakotay: " 'There's coffee in that there nuclear power plant' she says. That's the last time..."


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Tuvok: "... and that is what sprouts from Leola Root.."
Janeway: "Ugly as sin."
Tuvok: "Qu'elle surprise."


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Chakotay: "... 373 pubic hairs, 374 pubic hairs. 375 pubic hairs, 376 pubic hairs..."
Carey: "Most normal people count sheep... Sir!"

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Chakotay: "If it bleeds, we can kill it."
 
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Thanks for the win! :bolian:

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Mulgrew: Really Guys? You couldn't find anyplace more advanced for us to go on location than a place with a non-descript staircase?

Berman: We would've gone out, but your contract says you get a limo if we go on location!


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Doctor: What happened?

Seven: He laughed at B'Elanna's appearance in the last caption contest!

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As you can see, looking at the effects of Neelix's coffee on the human digestive system, it literally is a "miracle he's still alive."

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Tuvok: So then I watered them and waited, then gave them the proper amount of plant food and waited...

Janeway: Tuvok, you were supposed to give me the week's security report.

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Chakotay: (thinking) I'd let Seska be a traitor if it meant we'd almost never see him again after this episode!
 
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Yeoman Randi: "Man, this is one Morning Coffee Spew that I don't want to be around for!"
 
Re: Voyager Caption Contest #52: It Takes One to Know One

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JANEWAY: Hold up, I think I see a Starbucks.

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EMH: What happened?

SEVEN: Apparently his "perfect three point landing" included the one on his head.

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JANEWAY: Carefull, Tuvok. Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place.

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BELTRAN (thinking): They brought in Will Ferell, looks like I'd better up my game.
 
Re: Voyager Caption Contest #52: It Takes One to Know One

Thanks for the win, Yeoman Randi! :)

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EMH (OS): "Well, I'll be damned! The x-rays prove it! Romulan ale does go straight to the brain!"
 
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Ok this was going to be just a caption, but I think it worked better as a Photoshop.
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Announcer: "Just because you're a busy career woman doesn't mean you can't look sharp! Put your best foot forward and wear your PajamaJeans®!"
 
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Bolian (softly, to himself): "Oh, my! There's just something about a woman's ass in blue!"
Janeway: "I heard that!"
 
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Tuvok: And with the right hydroponics I can grow about 200 units a week.
Janeway: That's primo weed man.
Tuvok: It's gonna set us up for the sweet life baby, oh yeh!
 
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Tom: And then the captain turned the dials all the way up to ten.
EMH: Why she can't just buy a rabbit like everyone else and spare us all this I will never understand!
 
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