Greetings Fellow Voyagers! It's time to dust off the old contest and beam in the new.... so, let's bring on da winnas!
So this is what happens when ratings go down:
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I suggest you hurry to the phone....they're going fast!
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Never one to give up when challenged, here Harry just...wants ...to play a different game.....yeah....that's right! That's right!
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Is it too late for presents?
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Clearly this guy has Janeway over a barrel:
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The Morning Cawfee Spew award goes to this entry which explains why I'll never use a Swedish dentist:
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And special recognition goes to this entry which made it imperative that a new award.... the "As the World Turns Award" be instituted:
Congratulations to da WINNAS and many thanks to everyone who played, you all R.O.C.K!
And now, dim the lights as the curtain goes up on the following just waiting to be captioned~
As always, I'll let this brew for two weeks. Until then, have fun, set a course for home and .....engage!
So this is what happens when ratings go down:
Most critics agreed; the Donny and Marie Christmas specials had gone quite avant garde in latter years.
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I suggest you hurry to the phone....they're going fast!
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Never one to give up when challenged, here Harry just...wants ...to play a different game.....yeah....that's right! That's right!
Tuvok: "Tesseract to x34, y49, z6."
Kim: "So... wanna play Scrabble instead?"
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Is it too late for presents?
Captains Log: WORST BIRTHDAY EVER.
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Clearly this guy has Janeway over a barrel:
R'Mor: I have the coffee. If you ever want to see it again, give me your credit cards and lunch money.
Janeway: We have no choice, we have to give him what he wants!
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The Morning Cawfee Spew award goes to this entry which explains why I'll never use a Swedish dentist:
Janeway: "If this is the way you do a cleaning, I'd hate to find out what your root canal is like."
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And special recognition goes to this entry which made it imperative that a new award.... the "As the World Turns Award" be instituted:
R'Mor: Captain Janeway, would that be Tuvok, son of T'Meni?
Janeway: Tuvok, you have met Doctor R'Mor?
Tuvok: Telek R'Mor was a Romulan diplomat I met while serving aboard the Excelsior.
R'Mor (lifting the EP-5000): And I have never forgotten! I still remember how we lay for hours, and indulged each other's fantasies with this.
Paris whistles. Everyone looks at Tuvok who starts to fidget.
R'Mor: But then you left. You returned to Vulcan to study the Kolinahr. To mend my broken heart I stopped socializing and threw myself into science. Then, I secluded myself on the fringes of Romulan space. But I still keep our '5000 with me always!
Chakotay: Sounds like a certain chief of security might have some explaining to do.
Janeway: I very much agree. Tuvok, I'll see you in my quarters tonight at 23:30. In the meantime, I'll be in sickbay, getting ready! Thank you, Doctor R'Mor. Please continue with my first officer, Commander Chakotay.
Janeway hurriedly departs. Everyone is still staring at Tuvok.
Tuvok: At the time it seemed the logical thing to do.
R'Mor: Logical, my ass!
Everyone including R'Mor laughs at the double entendre, except Tuvok who sulks. Voyager warps off into space. The end.
Congratulations to da WINNAS and many thanks to everyone who played, you all R.O.C.K!
And now, dim the lights as the curtain goes up on the following just waiting to be captioned~
As always, I'll let this brew for two weeks. Until then, have fun, set a course for home and .....engage!
