Voyager Caption Contest #48: It's all in the wrist

[Yeoman Randi]

Welcome fellow Voyagers! It's time to fire up the Bussard Collectors and gather up the winnas.

But first~~ As Deanna Troi once said, it is with "great joy and gratitude" that i thank our very own LEADHEAD for the wonderful new "winnas" and "coffee spew" pictures which he so graciously made up for me...Thank you Leadhead! You rock!

And now off we go~


Clearly Tuvok takes his snacking very seriously:

Tuvok: Give me back my Toblerone.

I couldn't pick just one winner for the Neelix photo. So these three will have to share the spoils.

Aha! Now we know for certain who took Nimoy's bike!

Hirogen: HEY!! That's Nimoy's bike!

Neelix: No... no it isn't. I... I have no idea who this... this Nimoy person is. I just bought this... WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!

[Neelix runs off with the bike]

Winning the Jedi Mind Trick Award we have:

Neelix: You don't need to see my identification.

And, undoubtedly, something my mother would say during a channel surfing session should she stumble upon this episode:

Non-Trekkie Channel Hopper: "...the fuck??" (*turns over*)

For the haters who never believed Janeway knew what she was doing we have this:

Voice from viewscreen: "Okay, we're ready to resume negotiations. Oh...nice ploy, putting the boobtastic one right up front! Won't work, though."

The Academy Award for Best Set Decoration goes to:

Roxanne: Braga, what's wrong with Rob?
Braga: Nothing. We didn't have the budget for an extra tree and Berman thought he was perfect.

A two-way tie for this photo goes to:

Harry officially knew that he was a loser when the women in his holodeck fantasy eventually learned to say "Computer end program"

And also to this entry which once again proves you can never go wrong with Monty Python:

Kim: I'm...looking for a wormhole entrance? I saw one, in this star system!
Dingo: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Zoota! She is a a naughty person, and she must pay the penalty -- and here at Station Anthrax, we have but one punishment for faking a wormhole entrance. You must tie her to a bunk and spank her!
Girls: A spanking! A spanking!
Dingo: You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like. And then, spank me
Girls: And me! And me! And me!
Dingo: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
Kim: - well, I could stay a BIT longer.

Photoshop Award: Looks like Tuvok picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue~

EMH: So what do you think? Surely it's an elegant weapon for a more civilized age?

Tuvok: Light forming a solid blade is illogical. And don't call me Shirley.

This week we have a Coffee Spew Award which explains everything:

Doctor: Well, Mr. Tuvok, this explains your Vulcan attitude. You've had one of these up there the whole time.

And finally, for combining two or more photos into a theme we have:

Torres: Okay, I'll give you this one. They are pretty epic.

Thanks to everyone who participated and congratulations to da winnas!


Alrighty then, next up for your captioning delight we have the following photos:

As always, I'll let this brew for two weeks. So, until next time....have fun, set a course for home and ... engage!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

R'Mor: And for three easy payments of 500 credits each, this new CoffeeSpew 5000 can be YOURS!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win, Yeoman Randi!

Tuvok: "'Null-Gravity Jinga'? I fail to understand how you could ever have thought this was a good idea."

 

[Smellincoffee]

The Doctor: I call him...Mini-Me!

R'Mor, awkwardly: Thank you forthe wedding gift. This is an excellent blender. It will make a fine addition to the other four members of your crew gave me.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

R'Mor: "It's called a 'Romulan Jack Rabbit' and it's by far the best of its kind! And if you have to ask what one costs, you probably can't afford one, anyway."

 

[Yeoman Randi]

****** Just popping in for a second. It occurs to me that ALTE didn't post any photoshops this time 'round. And in checking his page, i see he hasn't been here for a month. Does anyone have his email address?? I'd like to check in on him to make sure he is ok. Please PM me if you have his addy. Thanks! *****

 

[Brikar99]

Janeway: "Computer, initiate program: ChatRoulette."

Computer: "Program running. Chat when ready."

Janeway: "Oh, thank GOD... I thought it was going to be another Klingon penis."

"She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour nine a.m.
And I’m gonna be high as a kite by then
I miss the earth so much I miss my wife
It’s lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight

And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I’m a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone

Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it’s cold as hell
And there’s no one there to raise them if you did
And all this science I don’t understand
It’s just my job five days a week
A rocket man, a rocket man

And I think it’s gonna be a long long time..."

 

[DGCatAniSiri]

R'Mor: I have the coffee. If you ever want to see it again, give me your credit cards and lunch money.
Janeway: We have no choice, we have to give him what he wants!

 

[Supernuke]

Romulan: And here we have the ElectroPenis 5000. It does everything a real one can do... and more!!

 

[Isis]

R'Mor: "Drive-thru banking? I like being able to stay in my seat. But sometimes the cashiers take forever."

 

[Isis]

Janeway: "If this is the way you do a cleaning, I'd hate to find out what your root canal is like."

 

[Isis]

Janeway: "Yes, I ate the last macadamia nut. But aren't you over-reacting?"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Seska: "Hey Captain Janeway, I just remembered that I left my comb back on Voyager. Mind if I come onboard and pick it up."

Janeway: "Sure!

...Wait a minute!! I'm not falling for that one again."

Doctor: "Let's face it. I make a great holo-action figure."

Tuvok: "Tesseract to x34, y49, z6."

Kim: "So... wanna play Scrabble instead?"

Upon assimilating Species 4747, the Borg made a startling discovery... coffee could be used as an almost unlimited energy source for starships.

Locating the greatest known concentration of coffeemetric particles, the Borg captured Captain Janeway and began the extraction process.

R'mor: "Apparently the tip broke off and that was all your Doctor managed to remove. It would seem that this was what was up Tuvok's ass."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Janeway: "Oh, great! Now how am I going to explain these marks to my crew? They'll think I've been chasing vampire nookie on the holodeck again!"

 

[HoneyBLilly]

Odd Couples . . . In Space!

Doctor: My animated dolls are the hit of the ship!

Tuvok: Now young grasshopper, you must clear your mind.

Janeway: All of this just because I didn't drink Neelix's "better than coffee substitute?"

Even though humans had created the Shake Weight over three centuries beforehand they were a new concept on Romulus.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Basement Seska is watching you masturbate.

 

[BlobVanDam]

Seska - Of course nobody else will see this. It's just so we can watch ourselves later on the holodeck.
Culluh - Then why is that "transmitting" light on?

Doctor - Hey baby, how would you like an 8 inch Doc inside you?

Janeway gets a rare look into the foreplay rituals of the Borg.

 

[ToMaHaKeR]

R'Mor: ''As we Romulans usually say, it's a fake. This new type of power converter turned out to be a fancy lamp. A fancy desk lamp!''

Tuvok: ''Mr. Kim, if you sneeze just once more, I might show you the meaning of v'tosh ka'tur...''

 

[LeadHead]

Seska: Goodbye, Chakotay. Lovely to see you again.

Chakotay: I wish I could say the same didn't anyone tell you that you looked MUCH better as a Bajoran?

Small EMH: WHO LEST THE DOGS OUT?

Large: EMH: Stop that! That's for the next show with the Ambassador from Caninus 4!

Tuvok: And why did you all insist on playing this instead of Jenga?

Borg: You ARE being assimilated. Resistence is-

Janeway: Stop it, I'm a Borg now. Okay?

Telek: Impressive, the next logical step from transporting a small cylinder is naturally a living being. Therefore, I will beam to your ship.

Janeway: Actually, the next logical step is to beam an expendable crew member over. Chakotay, you're evens, Neelix is odds.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SESKA: We're getting married!!!!!!

CHAKOTAY: Whew, dodged that bullet!!!!!

TUVOK: Yes, Ensign Kim, it is amazing what can be done with nails and super glue. (rolls eyes)

BORG: Resistance is futile, I'm the best there is at what I do....

MULGREW: That aint the line, Jackman!

TELEK: We call it a lightbroadsword, just wait till I turn this sucker on.