Movie Caption Contest #184: Big Daddy

[Rat Boy]

New caption contest entering our section, this quadrant! Let's give dirty looks to...

Mighty Kirk strikes out...

Kirk: I don't believe in a "no win scenario."
Saavik: Or shields?
Kirk: Or shields. Shit ... raise shields!
Spock (off-camera): Too late.

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry...

Riker: Seriously? The last win for a caption contest was a fart joke?? It wasn't that funny to begin with

Troi: Hey don't look at me, I didn't judge it

Riker: Well, when I find out who did, there'll be hell to pay

Worf ducks down

Congratulations to the winners. This week, Sarek comes a calling and the Enterprise-E unloads a can of whup-ass. Enjoy:

 

[Rat Boy]

Sarek: "Spare me your human platitudes, Kirk. *sniff* And your flatulence!"

Picard: "Fire."

Tactical officer: "Uh, sir, I think I hit Spacedock."

Picard: "Of for the love of...get Worf up here!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SAREK: Coffee first. Then we'll talk katras.

 

[LeadHead]

Sarek: Aw crap, you STILL have the curly hair?

Tactical Officer: Whoops, we blew up the Norway-Class Ship!

Picard: Not to worry, I'm sure there's others of them, this surely can't be the only time they'll be seen.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Sarek: "It's amazing! When I close my eyes, I could swear I'm talking to T. J. Hooker!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Thanks for the win!!!

Sarek: I am oddly feeling calm and relaxed yet I have a craving for a burrito from your Mission District.
Kirk: Did you have some of Scotty's "magic" brownies?
Sarek: Why yes.

 

[Finn]

Shatner: How's Mrs. Sarek?
Lenard: .... *sigh*....she's fine. Where's the donuts

Picard: Saucer seperation before battle, My arse!

 

[Nerys Myk]

WORF: Pew! Pew! Pew!

PICARD: This the flagship, Mr Worf. We dont "Pew Pew" here.

WORF (miffed): Sisko let me say Pew Pew.

 

[BriGuy]

Sarek: You will come with me to Alderaan...

Kirk: What?

Sarek: These aren't the androids you're looking for...

Kirk: Excuse me?

Sarek: Sorry, right robe, wrong franchise.

Enterprise: I got more pew-pews than u-u.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk waited patiently while Sarek mind-melded with the floor.

 

[Vinkula]

WORF: Pew! Pew! Pew!

PICARD: This the flagship, Mr Worf. We dont "Pew Pew" here.

WORF (miffed): Sisko let me say Pew Pew.

The best!

 

[Skywalker]

Riker: "Mr. Worf, fire."
Picard (O.C.): "Wait! I'm still on the Borg cube!"
Riker: "...Mr. Worf, fire."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Sarek: "I have little time for your verbal pauses, you racist bastard."

Kirk: "That wasn't me! It was a robot or clone or something!"

Sarek: "Sure it was. Funny that my son died on your ship."

Crewman: "Lieutenant, the fleet is in position over Risa."

Worf: "Mr. Unimportant Chief Security Officer Guy Who Isn't Even Worthy of Attending Staff Meetings... fire."

 

[ToMaHaKeR]

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

The Brave Little Steamrunner won the 2374 Don Bluth Award for Most Traumatizing Animated Picture.

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

Picard: Mr. Worf, I thought you said phasers were inoperable.
Worf: They are.
Picard: Then what's that brilliant beam of energy?
Worf: Captain Robau is standing on the exterior hull, sir. It's his Epic Vision.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Picard: Commander Worf, open a channel to the Indefatigable.
Worf: Ready.
Picard: "Punchbug!"

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "Let me recap that for you. E plebnista..."

 

[Candlelight]

Thought I'd start trying to pop back for a bit...

"I saw no future-"
"Only his body was in death, Kirk."
"Pfft, oh please, next you'll be telling me you Vulcans have a living spirit or some shit like that."
"..."

Picard: "The line must be drawn here!"
Worf: "Captain, you've just slashed the Defiant!"
Picard: "...and here and here..."
Worf: "STOP!"

 

[Alrik]

Kirk: "Sarek, you're completely baked."

Sarek: "Yep. That LDS is some wicked shit."