Robau just kicked your sorry ass...WITH COMPASSION...
Facts About Captain Robau
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^Robau's idea of compassion is letting you fail on your own without him kicking your ass. After you have failed he simply asks, "Now what have we learned?" to which the appropriate response is, "That you will always be more badass than me, Captain Robau."
Robau finds her EXTREMELY sexy...and so should you. If you know what's good for you.
Robau finds her EXTREMELY sexy...and so should you. If you know what's good for you.
Captain Robau knows what you are doing over this picture.
When Robau touches himself... that's what makes earthquakes.
Move 'zig'.
For great Robau.
For great Robau.
And doesn't...give...a darn.
Robau finds her EXTREMELY sexy...and so should you. If you know what's good for you.
Captain Robau knows what you are doing over this picture.
And wholeheartedly approves.
When this thread reaches 8000 posts, the unclean shall be purged, and the true believers shall ascend to USS Kelvin, Captained by His Great Bald Sexyness in The Sky.
Robau isn't bald.
His hair simply has the awesome ability to cloak itself.
His hair simply has the awesome ability to cloak itself.
Captain Robau advised Judith Sheindlin to go to law school.
(Google her name, if you don't recognize it.
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(Google her name, if you don't recognize it.
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Captain Robau advised Judith Sheindlin to go to law school.
(Google her name, if you don't recognize it.
And inspired Judge Mills Lane to shave his head.
Robau laughs at the unrealistic attitude towards law enforcement in 2000 A.D.
This is because it would not be necessary to employ a small army of Judges to police the streets of Mega-City One; they would really just use Robau himself, who's more than capable of handling it.
And Robau really IS the law.
This is because it would not be necessary to employ a small army of Judges to police the streets of Mega-City One; they would really just use Robau himself, who's more than capable of handling it.
And Robau really IS the law.
Robau is the most subtle troll in existence because in the same moment you realize he's trolled you, you also realize he's completely right.
Captain Robau has never had to wait for an elevator in his entire life.
Robau doesn't go to the dentist. His teeth give sweets caries.
The worst part of an argument with Captain Robau is the part where he stops talking and just stares at you. At this moment you realize that excrutiating pain is in your immediate future.
Captain Robau doesn't really NEED an elevator. He simply wishes where he wants to go, and levitates his way there.
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