^ Actually Robau doesn't elevate himself - he brings the entire world to *his* level.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Well, he does try. The worl will never be at his level anyway.
^Are you suggesting, Eleanor_zhDarjel...that the Robau is somehow INCAPABLE of "making it so"!
BLASPHEMY!!!
BLASPHEMY!!!
All augmented DNA by the 23rd century uses Robau's genetic markers.
Robau's DNA isn't shaped like a coil. It's shaped like Robau.
It stands for Da Robau's Nuclear Awesomeness.
I know I already said that, but Robau commanded me to repeat it.
I know I already said that, but Robau commanded me to repeat it.
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Robau is the god that Cthulu worships.
Cthulu can cause more destruction than any other known being...except, of course, for an angry Robau.
Cthulhu is Robau's puppet.
[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DsgZ4JXXB8[/yt]
[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DsgZ4JXXB8[/yt]
And Robau is NOBODY'S puppet.
Niatpac Uabor!!!
...is what Klingons say to break up any fight.
The uberman was Nietzsche's feeble attempt to provide a formula to adequately describe the awesomeness of the Robau.
It was his failure to do so that drove him nuts.
It was his failure to do so that drove him nuts.
When they do that, Robau breaks up their skulls.
If "Best of Both Worlds" starred Captain Robau instead of Captain Picard, they would have gotten as far as the bit where Picard/Robau is captured by the Borg, then when the crew launch their rescue attempt they would have found thousands of murdered Borg on an empty cubeship, and Captain Robau sitting calmly in the Central Plexus, flossing with the Borg Queen's spine.
^Are you suggesting, Eleanor_zhDarjel...that the Robau is somehow INCAPABLE of "making it so"!
I WOULD NEVER!!!! It's like that stupid question. Can God make a rock so heavy that even He cannot lift it? Same thing here mate. Very cryptic, aloof, filosofical, thingy.
When life gives Robau lemons he squeezes them and drips lemon juice into the eye's of Life as punishment for giving him such a crappy gift.
Robau invented sticky toffee pudding because he was pleased with humanity.
Robau loves Anacott Steel.
("Wall Street" reference.)
("Wall Street" reference.)
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