^The Nexus is a just a big wad of Robau spooge he knocked out one day.
Facts About Captain Robau
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^And the Universe swallowed it.
Robau's imagination IS the nexus. And that's on one of his lazy and slow days.
Robau's facts-per-minute-of-screentime ratio is most impressive.
Robau is actually present in every frame of the movie. We don't see him in most of the frames because in those he is in a higher plane of existence.
Robau is at warp 10 and is thus occupying every point in the universe simultaniously. Captain Robau has no fear of turning into a lizard, because that would just be silly.
The unit of awesomeness is the Robau.
First came the Infinite Improbability Drive.
Then came the Bistromathic Drive.
The ultimate would be the Robau Drive. Which wouldn't need an engine room, or even a spaceship. Just one of Robau's eyebrow movements.
Then came the Bistromathic Drive.
The ultimate would be the Robau Drive. Which wouldn't need an engine room, or even a spaceship. Just one of Robau's eyebrow movements.
Scientists once tried to calculate Robau's awesomeness but after several years of research and quite a few suicides they declared that it was impossible for both Robau and awareness of Robau's awesomeness to exist in the same universe at the same time.
^ Thus became known the Heisenbadass Certainty Principle.
^Which Robau violates on a regular basis.
Each of Robau's scalp follicles has the potential to grow an entire micro-universe of its own.
Robau will un-cancel Caprica by starring in it as God which, for all intents and purposes, is the same thing as starring as himself.
On the fourth day, Robau created 'shipping.
On the fifth day he created memes and thread bombs on the sixth.
On the seventh he created fail just to see what it was like an to punish the nonbelievers.
On the eighth he created win so we could get a slight taste of his awesomeness.
And then he rested...so he could do all the badassness ALL OVER AGAIN.
All this badassness has happened before and will happen again.- The Cycle of Robau's Badassness
Robau never finishes anything. Because that would imply that there is an end to all his mighty works.
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