Robau's plan is never complete.
Robau has a plan for everything and everyone.
Robau has a plan for everything and everyone.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau is the universes plan.
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And even then he doesn't really die.
He transcends to a higher state where suicide becomes impossible.
And even then he doesn't really die.
He transcends to a higher state where suicide becomes impossible.
A year later, the only thing more awesome than Quinto's Spock always shouting IS CAPTAIN ROBAU, THE POST COUNT DOESN'T LIE!
AMEN!!!
!!!AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!
!!!AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!
Robau wins caption contests just by being in them. No caption is necessary, or indeed able, to convey just how badass he truly is.
Robau doesn't get drunk on alcohol, but his image in the mirror.
What you may not know, sir is that Robau is a good excuse to celebrate.
"The Robau look" is rapidly assimilating the Borg.
Robau is the universe's PAIN.
When Robau plays with fire he doesn't get burned, the fire gets Robaued.
Captain Robau. Enough said
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Robau will be voting today.
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And Robau will win EVERY single race all by himself.
And Robau will win EVERY single race all by himself.
The board game "Don't Wake Daddy" was originally called "Don't wake Robau", but the company found that numerous participants in the test audiences were winding up in various rivers and dumpsters if they had somehow managed to wake Robau, so the game was changed to suit the lighter tone of waking up an abusive father.
Does anybody else remember that horrible fucking game?
Does anybody else remember that horrible fucking game?
Robau wishes Cooleddie a happy birthday. So you better have a happy birthday Eddie or you're getting thown out the airlock.
Robau's modesty prevents him from revealing the true extent of his awesomeness.
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