Star Trek XI Caption Contest #13: Where Have I Seen You Before?

[Rat Boy]

Does someone need to have a time out, because it's time for another caption contest? First, let's be sure to write up...

For what's surely happened to us once or twice in our lives, our winner is...

GREAT.

Not a single human being within 10 miles...and a damn cop shows up.

Sometimes the truth hurts, as our next winner aptly demonstrated...

Spock: They called mother a whore.
Sarek: I can attest to that.

And for signs that the arranged marriage was doomed to kal-i-fee already, our winner is...

Amanda: Your third date with T'Pring, I'm so excited!

Spock: I'd be more excited if that guy Stonn weren't always hanging around.

Our Photoshop winner this week was quite logical...

NOKIA: 'Cause What You See You Might Not Get
And We Can Bet, So Don't You Get Souped Yet
Scheming On A Thing That's A Mirage
I'm Tryin' To Tell You Now It's Sabotage

LIL SPOCK: Where is the classical station?

JIMMY: That is the classical station!

And of course I'd be remiss if I didn't honor a couple captions for that picture...

Fear & Loathing In Star Trek XI !

Kirk S. Thompson : We can't stop here this is BAT-MAN country !

Spock : You do know that only the 100 people that saw that film will get the joke here.

Kirk : Well, at least it's not another When does this happen in the film bit, or a play on XI as a word bit, or anything else this nut has done for these contests.

Spock : True.

KIRK: GREAT. A cop.

Don't say anything. I'm gonna try having you mind-meld with him to make him forget the ticket!

SPOCK: These are not the juvies you are looking for.

KIRK: Wha?

SPOCK: Saw it in a movie once.

Great add!

Maybe it'll win. Who knows.

Well what do you know, it did! Finally, a special award for our second running gag...

Spock: "Mother says I was conceived in logic. Is that true?"
Sarek: "Actually, you were conceived in the second-floor mens' room at the Diplomatic Council Hall on Babel. It may not have been logical, but it was most definitely hot!"

Congratulations to the winners! This week, we point out some of the more interesting cameos in Trek XI. First up is a picture that'll probably get a ton of House references. Second, Dr. Beckett makes sure that Kirk gets shipped out to Colonel Young's command at Icarus Base. And lastly, why it's Star Trek: New Voyages/Phase II star James Cawley. Have fun with it and see you all in three weeks:

 

[Rat Boy]

Mrs. Kirk: "What do you mean you're not going to be here?! You've been doing the tactical officer, haven't you?! You two timing son of a bitch!"

Kirk: "Is there someone else I can talk to?"

Beckett: "Give it a few minutes. I'm sure by then I'll be replaced by a hottie from Firefly."

Spock: "Look, if you can have your counterpart from the Prime Universe here, then I want one too."

 

[cooleddie74]

Thanks for the dual wins!!!

WINONA: GREAT...

I'm in labor, the ship's being attacked, and this damn thing's getting NO BARS.

F*&#ing Cingular communicator service...

KIRK: WHADDYA mean I can't get on a shuttle? You prejudiced against farmboys with sex addictions or something, buddy? 'Cause Starfleet has discrimination rules...I'll SUE!!

SPOCK: Alright.

WHICH one of you tried flushing my Vulcan harp down the communal men's lavatory on Deck Five?

 

[cooleddie74]

WINONA: George!!

GEORGE!!!

It's happening!!!

Our baby...it's coming...

and I just saved 15% on our hovercar insurance by switching to GEICO!!!

 

[6079SmithW]

Guy in seat: "Oh crap! It's the XO! I'd better look busy."

 

[Rat Boy]

Nurse with tablet thing: "Great, another Medicare patient. So much for getting sickbay into the black."

Beckett: "Sorry lad, in between Colonel Young and Lieutenant Scott, we're all full up on sex-crazed alpha males at Stargate Command."

Spock: "I have made it with a woman. Inform the men."

 

[M'Sharak]

"Let me have the Kung Pao shrimp over rice, and a double order of pot stickers. Can I get extra Szechuan sauce
with those? Great! Oh, and hurry - my shuttle's leaving in a few minutes!"

 

[Aragorn]

"Rachel Nichols is beating me in the first round? What the hell? Who are these stupid TrekBBS losers anyway?"

VISITOR JAMES: "Redo this launch bay at once! Anna doesn't like it. Make it look like cheap CGI."

GUY IN CENTER (eying Spock up and down): "Oh my."

SULU: "Hey, that's MY line!!!"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Winona: "What do I do next? Who the hell designs these things, anyway? Jesus Christ, you have to be a goddamned computer nerd just to make a friggin' phone call these days!"

McGillion: "You're the one playing Kirk, right? I'm looking for the guy playing Scotty."
Pine: "Look, don't make any trouble, okay? Please?"

Spock: "T'Pring! What a surprise! I...I see you've already met Ms. Uhura. That's...great..."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Winona: "Take me to a bathroom! I need to shit like a brick!"

Doctor: "But you're in labor-"

Winona: "DO IT!"

McGillion: "Be careful to make sure the fans don't like you too much. Otherwise, Abrams'll kill you off."

Quinto: "Someone has been stealing props from the set."

Cawley: "Wow! That is so weird!" (Stuffs the computer tablet up his shirt) "I wonder who could be doing that!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Cawley: "Wait a minute, Sylar's Spock?"

Quinto: "And who are you again?"

 

[6079SmithW]

[QUOTE/]

Winona: George? Honey? I know this might not be the most appropriate time but there's something you need to know: You're not the father, Robau is.

 

[M'Sharak]

Spock: Out of the chair.
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Lt. Cawley: ... but...
Spock: Just sayin'.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Spock: "Mr. Roykirk, status report?"

Cawley: "My character has a fandom name now? Oh boy!"

Spock: "Don't get too excited, kid."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SITTING GOLDSHIRT: At least we don't have that pointy earred bastard as an XO anymore.

 

[Rat Boy]

Cawley: "On the bright side, the Rifftrax people won't be calling him Frankenspock."

 

[Nerys Myk]

WINNONA (screams because of labor pains): I am so leaving this kid with Uncle Frank!

NOT SCOTT: If you see my cousin Monty, tell him they found the dog.

 

[Rat Boy]

Cawley: "I should email the production staff back home and tell them to skip the lens flares."

 

[Skywalker]

Guy in seat: "Oh crap! It's the XO! I'd better look busy."

Guy with PADD: "Lots of Starfleet stuff to do!"
Guy in Seat: "Busy with Starfleet stuff!"
Guy with PADD: "This Starfleet stuff looks good!"
Guy in Seat: "Yes, I think we're done with this Starfleet stuff!"
Guy with PADD: "Okay, he's gone."
Guy in Seat: "Whew."

 

[Crazy Eddie]

Winona: What is this shit?! Why am I getting no signal?
Medic1: It looks like the entire system is being taken over by AT&T
Medic2: That explains the explosions...

Kirk: Look, you can either put me back on the duty roster, or I can sneak aboard the ship anyway, save the world, get promoted to Captain and then come back here and use my new authority to get you assigned to the Enterprise as a redshirt.
Officer: Heh... yeah. Like that'll ever happen.

All right, which one of you fuckers used up the last of the toilet paper?