Star Trek XI Caption Contest #13: Where Have I Seen You Before?

[Skywalker]

Beckett: "Oi, McKay!"
Bones: "It's McCoy, jackass."
Beckett: "Well, yer name might've changed and yer face may be different, but it seems that even in this universe, yer still an insufferable arse."

 

[Nerys Myk]

GEORGE (v.o.): You in the shuttle?

WINONA: No, these idiots wound up getting lost! We're in the freaking brewery!!!!

GEORGE (v.o.): Might be a problem.

COMPUTER (v.o.): Self destruct in 5...4...3...

 

[Rat Boy]

Beckett: "Sorry, there's a line to get on the puddlejumpers."

Kirk: "The what?"

Beckett: "Don't look at me; it was that daft idiot Sheppard's idea."

 

[M'Sharak]

^ Dunno. Is it a spoiler?

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Thanks for the win!

Winona: George, it's coming!
George Kirk (filtered): Jeez, you're one needy woman. I'm kinda busy right now...oh, I dunno, trying to stop a Romulan tentacle monstrosity from slicing the ship apart!

Commander: Sorry, Mr. Kirk, but your new iPad still hasn't shipped.

Spock: There's only one possibility--we have an impostor aboard.

 

[cooleddie74]

Hurry the hell up, George!!!

You said you wanted to be there when I took the ship's record-breaking bowel movement...well all those nuts, muffins and raisins are ON THEIR WAY OUTTA ME NOW, DAMMIT!!!!!

KIRK: Excuse me...but did you happen to see a wooden crate marked "FRA-GI-LE" come in the hangar? It's mine.

I won a contest and got a really badass new lamp.

SPOCK: Well. I hope the rest of you are happy with yourselves.

Nero says he won't come out and fight. You hurt his feelings with all those rude comments about his tattoos and ear scar.

 

[cooleddie74]

Winona Kirk always picked the worst possible times to play Minesweeper on her cell.

 

[Rat Boy]

Mrs. Kirk: "Wait a minute, these aren't nurses! They're waiters wearing plastic wrap!"

 

[cooleddie74]

DAMMIT, GEORGE!!!!

Stop saying the baby's not really yours...and get the hell DOWN HERE!!! NOW!!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY: Are you gonna ask the man something or are you just gonna STAND THERE all day staring into his eyes?!

Dammit, Jim...either SAY something or kiss the bastard!!!

 

[6079SmithW]

guy in seat: "They just had to put the lights at freaking eye level, didn't they? No wonder I keep needing stronger contact lens prescriptions!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: Nobody use the bridge turbolift for an hour or so.

WHEW.

Just trust me on this...okay?

 

[Woulfe]

Star Trek : You don't look anything like your picture.

Winona Kirk : I have good news & bad news, Dear. The good news, I'm about to give birth !

George Kirk : What's the bad news ?

Winona Kirk : It's not yours.

George Kirk : I'm about to die a horrible death & you tell me this NOW ?

Kirk : Beckett is it ?

Beckett : Yes ?

Kirk : I've seen you somewhere before....

Beckett : Yes....

Kirk : I know now, it was in Start Warts ?

Beckett : No....

Guy In Seat : I can't tell you how much I hate that pointy eared Bast.... He's right behind me isn't he ?

Jim Kirk Patrick : Yup.

 

[cooleddie74]

Just promise me ONE thing, George...

DON'T tell Captain Robau the baby is really his!! Besides, I think it'll end up being pretty damn obvious anyways!!

KIRK: Nice hat.

Did it come with a bowl of soup?

SPOCK: Why didn't anyone TELL ME my ass was so big?!

 

[Nerys Myk]

ASSIGNMENT OFFICER: Enterprise? Nope I got you listed as the sole guard on the Playboy Bunny Planet

MCCOY: Jim... Planetary disaster...Enterprise....

KIRK: Quiet! I'm thinking!

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Genesis?!"

McCoy: "Yes, Genesis! How can you be deaf with ears like that?!"

Kirk: "Genesis allowed is not! Is plot device forbidden!"

Beckett: "Wrong Stargate show, you dumbass."

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORGE...GEORGE!!!!

Can you hear me?!?!?

The nurses are taking me to a medical shuttle...if you're coming, make sure to grab the holomovies from our quarters...if we don't return them to Blockbuster One by stardate 2233.05 we'll be charged late fees!!

KIRK: I like your hat.

How many officers did YOU have to blow to get one?

 

[6079SmithW]

Spock: A hostile situation has developed on the planet below. I need two disposable...er, I mean qualified crewman to act as sacrificial lam...oops! "assistants" to accompany me on an away mission. Hmm, lets see. OH! you two in the gold shirts, you should do nicely.

gold shirts: Crap!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Abrams: "Alright...action!"
Quinto: "Captain Kirk!"
Cawley: "Yes?"
Abrams: "Cut! Goddammit, Cawley!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

QUNITO: You been messing with the sets again Cawley?