SPOCK: What is the liquid you just sprinkled onto my neck, Mother? It has a rather floral and PUNGENT aroma.
AMANDA: Back on Earth a few hundred years ago they used to call it "Spanish Fly"...trust me, my son.
It works.
Star Trek XI Caption Contest #12: Child's Play
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SPOCK: What is the liquid you just sprinkled onto my neck, Mother? It has a rather floral and PUNGENT aroma.
AMANDA: Back on Earth a few hundred years ago they used to call it "Spanish Fly"...trust me, my son.
It works.
SPOCK: Quick...hide this dime bag in the floor of the vehicle!! And don't say a word...Grandpa Skon taught me a little trick that JUST might get us out of this...
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ha ha that's a great one keep the funny captions coming
KIRK: GREAT.
It's Robosheriff Buford T. Justice...
This joker NEVER lets up for one minute. I'd better call the Snowman on the radio and tell him to give us a hand.
I have seen the Earth movie HEATHERS, Mother.
You will understand, then, why I am going to steer clear of you for the time being. Nothing personal.
Amanda: "Are the other boys still teasing you about your human heritage, Spock?"
Spock: "Actually, no, Mother. In fact, they think it is quite 'kewl' that I have a mother who is on the lam from the earth authorities...even if it is only for a shoplifting rap."
Spock: "Mother says I was conceived in logic. Is that true?"
Sarek: "Actually, you were conceived in the second-floor mens' room at the Diplomatic Council Hall on Babel. It may not have been logical, but it was most definitely hot!"
SAREK: Do not believe what the other children tell you, Spock. You were NOT an accidental conception and birth. Your mother wanted you. Dearly.
I, on the other hand...well...after your mother promised she'd have your uncle Sylar help raise you to take some of the burden...I felt a lot better.
SPOCK: Fascinating.
This landscape has got EVERYTHING.
KIRK: Shut up. We've gotta get to the orphanage before it's too late.
Young Jim Kirk: You know, Spock, I could really go for a burger right about now. You think he'd mind waiting?
Li'l Spock: I do not know. Perhaps you could offer to buy the officer lunch, as well?
Young Jim Kirk: Yeah, that might work. I wonder... would the bacon burger be pushing it?
KIRK: GREAT. A cop.
Don't say anything. I'm gonna try having you mind-meld with him to make him forget the ticket!
KIRK: GREAT. A cop.
Don't say anything. I'm gonna try having you mind-meld with him to make him forget the ticket!
SPOCK: These are not the juvies you are looking for.
KIRK: Wha?
SPOCK: Saw it in a movie once.
KIRK: GREAT. A cop.
Don't say anything. I'm gonna try having you mind-meld with him to make him forget the ticket!
SPOCK: These are not the juvies you are looking for.
KIRK: Wha?
SPOCK: Saw it in a movie once.
Great add!
Maybe it'll win. Who knows.
SAREK: Remove your hand from your trousers, Spock.
Honestly...it was precocious and amusing for a while. But that time has LONG since passed.
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