Star Trek XI Caption Contest #12: Child's Play

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "I just realized I can't drive stick!"

Spock: "How did you meet Mother?"

Sarek: "At a Greatful Dead tribute band concert. Never had that much weed in my life."

Spock: "Mother, I know you said you would be proud of me no matter what, but..."

Amanda: "But...?"

Spock: "I think Heathers is overrated."

*Amanda slaps Spock*

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Jimmy: Okay, Sam, I said I was sorry! Besides it was J.J. who deleted all of your scenes, not me! And who the hell is Johnny?!?

 

[M'Sharak]

"Whoopdeedo."​

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

On the radio: I fought the law and the law won...

Jimmy Kirk: When this puppy hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shit.

 

[Sector 7]

On the radio: Band on the run.... band on the run....

On the radio: Sammy Hagar, "I can't drive... fifty-five!"

 

[Photoman15]

James Kirk: It's not enough, we need more power!
George (Sam/Johnny) Kirk (unseen, pushing the 'vette): I'm givin' 'er all I got! I don't know if I can take much more....

 

[Nerys Myk]

NOKIA: 'Cause What You See You Might Not Get
And We Can Bet, So Don't You Get Souped Yet
Scheming On A Thing That's A Mirage
I'm Tryin' To Tell You Now It's Sabotage

LIL SPOCK: Where is the classical station?

JIMMY: That is the classical station!

 

[Skywalker]

Jimmy: "Punch it, Chewie!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Announcer type voice: Coming this fall to the CW...Star Trek Babies!

 

[cooleddie74]

Stealing young Biff Tannen's car was just the FIRST of many mistakes made by time-traveling Jimmy Kirk.

 

[cooleddie74]

SAREK: YOU'VE GOT PROBLEMS?!?!?

YOUR MOTHER IS ON THE RAG THIS MONTH!!!
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[LeadHead]

Kirk: Where is that bus from Rock Band?!

 

[cooleddie74]

GREAT.

Not a single human being within 10 miles...and a damn cop shows up.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "I do not believe this is you are supposed to drive stick."

Kirk: "Which one of us is driving here?"

Spock: "If I ever let you drive again, please just kill me."

*Many years later*

Spock: "Ah crap."

 

[cooleddie74]

JIMMY(thinking):I hope he doesn't find where I hid that new hoverboard I stole...or I am so damn screwed...

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Kirk: "Dam where the hell is My flying car I need to loose this bitch fast.'"

Sarek: "Spock explain your self, why were you locked behind the washroom door?"
Spock: "Sorry father I found the books and the human half of me come to the surface.. It won't happen again"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: CRAP.

Leave it to my idiot brother to pick the family groundcar WITHOUT hubcap-mounted machine guns...

SAREK: Your mother said you found out what your "special purpose" was.

SPOCK: You won't tell anyone else...will you, Father?

SAREK: No, my son. But it wouldn't hurt to get your hand out of your trousers right now.

 

[cooleddie74]

"GREAT.

And my fake license has "McLOVIN'" printed on it!!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "Oh, great! What would Tod Stiles do?"

 

[cooleddie74]

I guess I picked the wrong week to quit taking my brother's testosterone steroids...