Star Trek XI Caption Contest #12: Child's Play

[cooleddie74]

SAREK: Do not be ashamed, Spock. ALL Vulcans experience what you just went through at one point or another in their childhoods.

SPOCK: How did YOU handle it, Father?

SAREK: I wasn't a huge pussy who ADMITTED IT to start with.

 

[M'Sharak]

Sarek: Have you got any threes?
Spock: Live long and prosper.

 

[cooleddie74]

NO, Spock.

If you want to masturbate in public you have to shove BOTH hands down your trousers...

Like...like this...see?

And don't EVER let any of the Kolinahr Masters or anyone in the High Command see you do it.

 

[cooleddie74]

THE NEW FRANCE COLONY CONNECTION


Starring Gene Hackman VII and Robo-officer #5671

 

[Isis]

Spock: "So you're not disappointed that I've selected a Vulcan and not a human as my mate?"

Amanda: "As far as I'm concerned, it's not the shape of the ears, it's the size of the prenup."

 

[LeadHead]

Amanda: Your third date with T'Pring, I'm so excited!

Spock: I'd be more excited if that guy Stonn weren't always hanging around.

 

[Nerys Myk]

LIL SPOCK: Cool song, whats it called?

JIMMY: "Sabataage"

 

[Vassa]

Lil Spock: Ok, there is the cliff. Head straight for it!
Lil Kirk: Spock, first you have Dr. McCoy surgically alter us to look like children, then you insist we travel back in time with a sling shot around the sun, and now you want me drive this car off a cliff? How is this going to save Vulcan?
Lil Spock: Save Vulcan? I'm just making sure Uhura becomes my girlfriend and not yours.

 

[John Picard]

Sarek: "A word of caution. A Terran friend of mine once told me, Once you go black, you never go back."

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Lil Spock: So Father, it is not true then? I won't go blind?

Sarek: No son, doing that will not make you go blind. But if you do not take your hands out of your pants right this second i will poke you in both eyes and THEN you will go blind!

 

[cooleddie74]

SAREK: A word of caution, my son.

If you are going to engage in intercourse with a wall-mounted power coupling?

Make sure your genitals are DRY first.

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: YES, mother.

I'll have T'Pring back by 2325 hours Solar time. And I will bring protection in case we decide to meld.

 

[LeadHead]

SPOCK: YES, mother.

I'll have T'Pring back by 2325 hours Solar time. And I will bring protection in case we decide to meld.

Amanda: *Sigh* You can even make sex sound boring Spock.

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: YES, mother.

I'll have T'Pring back by 2325 hours Solar time. And I will bring protection in case we decide to meld.

Amanda: *Sigh* You can even make sex sound boring Spock.

SPOCK: With all due respect...Father has a similar opinion about YOU. He says you won't do anything creative in bed. Whatever THAT is supposed to entail.

 

[cooleddie74]

SAREK: HOW MANY TIMES have your mother and I warned you about getting into strange hover-vans piloted by the PedoSehlat?

You could end up hurt. Or worse.

SPOCK: But he said he had Earth candy, Father. I couldn't say no.

 

[John Picard]

Spock: "It appears that my efforts to eventually enter the Vulcan Science Academy are over."

Sarek: "Over? Nothing is over until *you* say it is. As I understand my ancient Earth history, the Americans did not give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor."

 

[Isis]

Jimmy Kirk thought he'd drive himself to his first day at the Danny Bonaduce School of Wiseacry.

 

[John Picard]

Sarek: "I am sorry, Spock. I don't have a dime."

Spock: "Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars."

 

[cooleddie74]

SAREK: Did you look down your teacher's blouse again, Spock?

SPOCK: Yes, father...

SAREK: GOOD boy.

 

[cooleddie74]

He...can't...drive...

Warp .0055!!!