Don't worry folks, I'm still alive... no alien abductions to report yet.
I've just been busy the past few nights. Tuesday night required
Lost watching, and I decided it would also be a good night to get my girlfriend to watch
Star Trek III for the first time. And last night I had a meeting in the evening and didn't home 'til late, so suffice it to say, I didn't feel like writing any reviews.
However, I'm back now, and with a double review!
Doug "Stretchy McCreepyson" Hutchison also played a bad guy on Millennium and a character on Lost (and lots of non-genre stuff, besides). He has always struck me as a real chameleon.
Holy shit, he played Horace!

I would not have even noticed if you hadn't pointed this out... amazingly different portrayals. Though based on his
X-Files appearance, I can see why they cast him as Ethan's father.
Right, now that I've bored the non-
Lost fans, here's a pair of reviews, as promised earlier in the post.
1x04 "Conduit"
C+
As Section Chief Scott Blevins expresses his concern with the direction of the X-Files department, Mulder becomes obsessed with solving a case that closely parallels an ‘encounter’ he experienced as a child. Which dealt with alien abduction and an exploration of Mulder's determination to find his sister, Samantha Mulder.
Somewhere in this ultimately muddled script, there's a good character piece about Fox Mulder. It's a pity it's so hard to find...
The episode really isn't terrible overall, it's just messy. Some girl is abducted by aliens maybe and her brother can hear radio transmissions for some reason which somehow lets him find her kind of and their mother saw a UFO in the past but it doesn't seem to be important and wait there was a murder when did this happen and everyone lives happily ever after somehow. And yes, the only way to really describe the plot of this episode is to discard commas, because that's the only way to get across how it plays out.
So while the main plot lacks... coherence... the subplot about Mulder's sister that runs throughout is quite well-done, and really redeems the episode somewhat. The tape of Mulder's hypnotism sessions combined with the shot of him in the church were pretty moving, and I'm eager to see how this particular storyline will play out. I just wish the storyline could have reappeared in a better episode.
However, at least it was better than...
1x05 "The Jersey Devil"
D
The murder of a homeless man which is very similar in detail to a murder committed in 1947 leads Mulder and Scully to the legendary man-beast the Jersey Devil roaming in the forests surrounding Atlantic City.
After I watched this, I was going to give it a C-, but the more I thought about it, the lower the grade got. It's probably best I didn't wait any longer to type this up, then...
Anyway, the teaser is really promising and well-shot, but this episode suffers from exactly the opposite problem as "Conduit." It's way too straightforward, and there's nowhere near enough plot. This was evident towards the end of the episode when I realized I'd spent the past fifteen minutes watching people stumble around in abandoned buildings and OH GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!
Plus, the ending was ripped straight from the
King Kong mold. I think the police are the
real monsters here, people!
Anyway, I expected these kinds of growing pains from a new series, and the fact that "Squeeze" came three episodes in already puts
TXF season 1 ahead of the first season of
TNG.
