Stan Freberg, and "St. George and the Dragonet"I remember St George and the Dragon by Stan Freiberg.(spelling may be wrong)Oh hell, if you want to play that, how about Bill Cosby's early stuff from the late 60's into the 70's? I loved listening to those (on cassette).
Noah! I want you to build an Ark.
Right......Whats an Ark?
Get some wood build it 300 cubits by 80 cubits by 40 cubits.
Right......Whats a cubit?
"It was six o'clock in the evening. I got a call come in. "We got a dragon devouring maidens." I headed to the king's castle. *Dum, dee dum dum*
"Just the facts, ma'am."
"It was horrible! He breathed fire on me and even..."
Dragon: What's the charge?
St. George: Devouring maidens out of season
Dragon: Out of season? You'll never pin that rap on me, do you hear me, cop?
St. George: Yeah, I hear you. I got you on a 412, too.
Dragon: A 412?! WHAT'S A 412?!
St. George: Overacting. Let's go.
Imagine St. George sounding like Jack Webb's Joe Friday and you're there.