Movie Caption Contest #123: Holiday Free-For-All

[John Picard]

Humming

LaForge: "I never would have expected Ambassador Spock to be the kind to squeeze buttcheeks while beating off."

Data: "I believe he called it, Twofer for a Twofer".

 

[Candlelight]

"You have illogical boobies"
"Hey!"
"Wha- DAMMIT SPOCK!"

"That's right Sulu... let me just get my coat..."

*bow chicka bow bow*

 

[Nerys Myk]

WAITRESS: (titter) I just crop dusted the guy behind me.

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "That's disgusting."
Data: "The pillow farting they mention was a fad in the early twenty-first century. It is listed as one of the root causes of World War III."

 

[John Picard]

McCoy: "Sit back and learn, gents, while you see me put the Grrrr in Swinnnn-GER."

 

[Rat Boy]

Waitress: "There's some old guy in a robe and some blonde teenager looking to hire out a ship."

McCoy: "Not interested. Have them try asking that Sasquatch over by the bar."

 

[Candlelight]

McCoy: "Why yes Sulu, my girlie scarf does mean that"

 

[Nerys Myk]

GRIGNAKA COCKTAIL SERVING FISH-FACED ASSWIPE: Number is here, in half hour off I am.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Waitress (whispering): "Watch your hands, Doc. I think the guy behind me is a vice cop."

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "According to this, we're on a shitty assignment."

 

[Candlelight]

"50c tipping allowed is not, is cheapskate law forbidden!"

 

[Candlelight]

Sulu: "According to this, you die in Voyager and yet you appear alive at the end of this movie"

 

[scottydog]

Riker: "Didn't you just love doing it in this position?"

Troi: "Umm. That isn't me."

<pause>

Riker: "Don't you just love awkward moments?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "Huh?"

Troi: "What the?"

Picard: "Merde."

Sometimes pictures defy captioning.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SULU: So that's a Kindle?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Valtane: "It's the new fall TV schedule, Sir."
Sulu: "Still no 'Captain Sulu' series. Bastards!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Waitress: "You kinda remind me of that wierdo Vulcan who used to come in here and offer to nerve pinch my nipples. Named Spork or Spilk or some shit."

 

[Candlelight]

Black guy (thinking): "Man, three years clean. No more freaky fantasies about waitresses in leotards wearing christmas lights. I'm glad I don't see them anymore"

 

[Nerys Myk]

WAITRESS: It's from the guy at the next table. Welcome to San Francisco.

 

[Shatmandu]

Carl Weathers: "Man, I shoulda saved some of that Rocky II money ..."