Movie Caption Contest #123: Holiday Free-For-All

[Candlelight]

"Jim... your name is Jim..."
*Kirk smiles, unbuttons his top*
Sulu: "Oh my"
*saxophone starts playing*

WORST. GANGBANG. PORNO. START. EVER.

 

[T'Girl]

SPOCK: So anything happen with my body on the way here??

Kirk: "Now don't worry about that."
McCoy: "Yeah, on the entire three day voyage to Vulcan Sulu never left your side."
Uhura: "Would not let any of us relieve him."
Scott: "The laddie stayed locked in the klingons captain's cabin with you the whole time."
Sulu: "Hee hee hee hee."

 

[Rat Boy]

A reminder: this is a free-for-all. Throw in whatever picture strikes your fancy. Here's something I've been sitting on:

Spock Prime: "Close enough."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock Prime, very softly, very intently: "Insects."

Riker: "Deanna told me about your penis: all ridge and no elevation."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Spock Prime begins to calculate the number of female Vulcans left.

"Thrusters on full."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock Prime: "In either reality, he's still a douchebag."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK PRIME TWEETS: From cadet to Captain? WTF?

 

[Maurice]

SPOCK: The Golden Gate Bridge viewable from anywhere in San Francisco? Illogical.

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Where's the snack bar in this fucking place?"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Spock: "Apparently this is a free-for-all."
Sulu: "Oh my!"
Spock: "Just a figure of speech."

Riker: "All these years, I've been meaning to say. That ponytail makes you look like a porno director."
Worf: "An honourable profession."

Nimoy: "I've got a bad feeling about this one. So have the producers. They're asking for story ideas to keep the series interesting. If we make another one, I'll probably kill off the Spock character. You should consider the same thing for a potential third feature."
Shatner: "I dunno, you get a death scene, then I get a death scene. You know, that George will want one."

Old Spock: "Calculating the ambient breeze within this building, thermal variances and air currents, I believe I can hock a loogie and strike my younger self from this position."

 

[Shatmandu]

Nimoy, to himself: "Suck it, Bill."

Spock: "That outfit Chekov had on earlier was unforgivable."

Riker: "Maybe 'Today would be a good day' to wash your ass."

Nimoy: "To do another one of these? And they're offering good money?"
Shatner: "Big money. Big Bad Momma money."

 

[scottydog]

Picard: "All right, the paint is dry. Let's proceed to the arboretum, where we can watch the grass grow."

 

[Yeoman Randi]

The following conversation is said through unmoving lips-

McCoy: "So, is he remembering?"

Scotty: "He doesn't have a fuckin' clue."

Chekov: "Uhura and Sulu are dicking him around."

Uhura: "This is hilarious!"

Sulu: "Can I have your autograph?"

Spock: "So, what does this mean, "I am..... a Beatle"?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "All right, the paint is dry. Let's proceed to the arboretum, where we can watch the grass grow."

Data: "But I thought we were going to watch cricket."

Picard: "Same deal."

 

[John Picard]

Worf: "Hookers and Blow, sir?"
Riker: "Andorian, Risan, and Denobulan along with Nasucan Brown."
Worf: "It will be an honorable bachelor party."

Spock: "Thank you again, Captain. Also, it may please you that even though I have regenerated, I am still bifurcated *down there*."
Sulu: "It doesn't matter about him, but it certainly pleases me, Sweetie!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

GEORDI: "Free for all"? I don't get it.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: Fascinating, from this angle I can see right down the blouses of many females.

RIKER: So, me and Deanna are on Risa. We hook up with this total freak. She was a Trill, name was Max or Pak...I dunno. Anyway she was a total freak.....

 

[John Picard]

Data: "Why would a pool boy need to servi -- that is indeed odd."

*BOOM CHICK-A-WOW-WOW*

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "I don't care for that font. Staff meeting, in my ready room, immediately."

 

[Rat Boy]

Geordi: "They really went to town on that picture of you in the last contest, Captain."

Picard: "Look, I have girl boobs!"