Caption Contest 24: T&A TV

[Shatmandu]

Frakes: "You wanna trade wigs?"

 

[Alrik]

"Look. I just want to touch em. T'Pol hasn't let me cop a feel since that baby fiasco."

 

[Alrik]

"Honest. I'll have your money by Friday. I promise."

 

[cooleddie74]

"WHO said I hated Edgar Winter Band records?

They're LYING!!! Dammit, I tell you they're LYING!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

RIKER:"Did...did you completely change your hairdo during the past few hours of this Pegasus mission...or...or is it just me hallucinating from all the stress?"

TROI:"Let's just say you're hallucinating to end this conversation...'kay?"

 

[Alrik]

The "Scary Monster" technique ended quite poorly for Trip.

 

[Nick Ryder]

Trip: I'm NOT dead! I'm a Wraith! See?! Now stand aside before I suck you...

 

[Nick Ryder]

Troi: I know that look and no I won't wear the Uhura costume.
Riker: I know... you're allergic to feathers.

 

[Starpaul20]

Believe it or not, this was the original way Trip was supposed to die in TATV.

 

[Triskelion]

NX01? What is that, some kind of conditioning shampoo?

Look, you can threaten me all you want but I still can't lay any eggs!

Riker: Computer, end program. Oh, oh - Deanna. You mean you weren't the pleasure goddess of Rixx? Oh. Oh, - oh.
Deanna: I'm telling.

 

[T'Boggan]

Troi; " Spit roast? but im a vegita...OH!

Trip "Damn it Emmy-lou the Vulcan means nuthin to me!"

Troi; "Your a hologram"
Riker; "No you are !
Troi; "No honestly you are...
Riker; Come on really!? would someone really proram some one like me into a holosuite?
Troi" Ok I'm a Hologram.

 

[Mistral]

Frakes: "Well, we've completely fucked up the ending to the fifth Star Trek series. Our work here is done."

Marina: "Are you sure we should have participated in this?"

Frakes: "Are you kidding? Do you realize how many threads we're going to get over at the TrekBBS? You can't pay for this kind of publicity!"

 

[Mistral]

"Look, I saw the dailies too, but its not me you want! Lemme show you where Berman and Braga hide from the fans!"

 

[Mistral]

"Will, why does he keep calling me 'Gootchie'?"

 

[cooleddie74]

TROI:"That does it. Reg has been masturbating to the WRONG 22nd century historical figure."

"I've got just five minutes left in the series, dude!!!

Seriously...let a brutha get his swerve on one last time before you cap his ass!!"

TROI:"What do we do now, Will?"

RIKER:"We reprogram our story, Deanna.

We reprogram our story."

 

[cooleddie74]

TROI:"I could swear that a holodeck character on 'pause' JUST looked at my ass."

 

[Shatmandu]

Troi: "I'm guessing he never used a holoprojector to fake a hard on ..."
Riker: "One time! ONE TIME! WILL YOU NEVER LET THAT GO? YOU NEVER LOVED ME! <storms off>"

Troi, just walking in: "Computer, edit program: reduce Captain Riker's weight by forty pounds and fix that awful, awful hair."
Computer: "No program is currently running."
Riker: "Ahem."

 

[cooleddie74]

TROI:"Let me get this straight, Will...

the program CAME with Archer naked from the waist down??



We need to talk."

TROI:"Now that the chatter is over...let's go back to my quarters...and get to the splatter."

RIKER:"Computer...start ERECTION."

 

[Voyager]

Alien: Your under arrest, you got one option...come with me or die

Tripp: uhhh...thats two...

Alien: DAMN!!

 

[jgdst]

Troi: What's he doing?
Archer: (thinking) Maybe if I stay still, they'll just go away...

Trip: Honestly, just TWO minutes. I'll be right back, I promise. I won't go committing suicide in any obscurely redundant way. Come with me if you don't believe me...