The Missing Line of Dialog that Destroyed Star Trek XI

[jgdst]

Kirk: When I was a young man travelling in Africa, I saw a gazelle...


The other obvious line would be when the Kelvin blows up

Pike:....Fuck!

 

[Nowhere Man]

Kirk as he's about to destroy the drill " Yippie ky i a motherfucker"(not really sure on the selling, but you get my drift)

 

[Darth_Pinche]

Scotty: That lieutenant Uhura, does she go?

Spock (raising an eyebrow): Well, she sometimes 'goes', yes.

Scotty: I bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more.

This needs to be there, while Scotty is wearing a sombrero.

 

[sunburn800]

JJ to the fans I will make it legal.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

JJ to the fans I will make it legal.

shouldn't that be I will make it cannon.

 

[M'Sharak]

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Pike: Why did I trade the female first officer I my or may not be attracted for the Vulcan science officer again?

 

[Nerys Myk]

"Pass the butter"*


* I wonder who'll be the first to get the reference?

 

[M'Sharak]

Does it have anything to do with Mary Whitehouse?

 

[cooleddie74]

RICK BERMAN:"So...where do I go to pick up my residuals?"

 

[shapeshifter]

"Sieg Heil!"

 

[cooleddie74]

ZACHARY QUINTO:"Save the miniskirts...save the Federation."

 

[hafabee]

I believe the missing dialogue is from scene 34, in which Captain Pike orders a mentally handicapped crew member to search the lower decks, to which he replies,

"Franks and beans!!"

Afterward the captain just decides to do it himself.

 

[cooleddie74]

PIKE:"So...which one of you yeomans wants a promotion by sitting on my face?"

 

[Kryton]

"Dude, where's my bicycle?!?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Does it have anything to do with Mary Whitehouse?

No, but she would not approve.
Maria might or not, if she was in Paris

 

[cooleddie74]

AMANDA:"Dammit, Sarek...

I wanted a girl this time!"

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Kirk to Pike: There can be only one... captain of the Enterprise.

 

[Aragorn]

Kirk: "Captain's log, supplemental... It's been a long road getting from there to here. It's been a long time but my time is finally near..."

 

[M'Sharak]

Does it have anything to do with Mary Whitehouse?

No, but she would not approve.
Maria might or not, if she was in Paris

Aha. Never have seen that one. Destroy Trek? There'd be riots.