The Missing Line of Dialog that Destroyed Star Trek XI

[cooleddie74]

You know, even the spelling of his name is reminiscent of RON PAUL!

CAPTAIN ROBAU!

 

[Aragorn]

Old Spock:

Burn the land and boil the sea
You can't take the sky from me
There's no place I can be
Since I found senility
But you can't take the sky from me...

 

[Hartzilla2007]

CAPTAIN ROBAU:"Someone...quick...go fetch my Hello Kitty slippers!"

heretic you dare to besmirch the name of Robau with your lies.

BURN HIM!!!

Captain Robau is do damn awesome...he's above summary executions of those he knows are even cooler than he is.

I will only believe that if you can best Robau in hand to hand combat and not be struck down by lightening.

 

[Kryton]

700 quatloos on RON PAUL!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Nero: "You fool. You fail to realize that with your shields gone, my Space Squid will tear your ship apart like a Ferengi condom."

Robau: "-and what you failed to realize is that my ship is dragging mines filled with metreon gas, using the Force, and doing Crazy Ivan Picard Manuevers."

 

[Swarles Barkley]

"TITS!!"

 

[Stone_Cold_Sisko]

"You're not as funny as you seem to think you are."

 

[Kryton]

"Fasten your seatbelts...it's going to be a bumpy night."

 

[cooleddie74]

UHURA:"You best not get all up in my GRILL, you pointy-eared freak!!"

 

[sunburn800]

Kirk to crew, No one is getting a bath room break until i find out who ate my strawberrys!!!!!!!!!

 

[Kryton]

Sulu to Chekov (in a thick Japanese accent): You comprete me. Say it again.

Chekov: Wessels. Noo-clee-ur wessels.

Sulu: <sighs wistfully> It gets ronery out in space.

Chekov: Bozhe moi! Nyet!!!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU to CHEKOV:"Awwww, shucks. I can never quit you!"

 

[Ovation]

Kelvin alien officer: I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

And then Captain Robau snaps his neck.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Chekov to Kirk: Listen and understand. That Romulan is out there. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, ever. Until you are dead!

 

[Nowhere Man]

Nero Speaing to his crew about Kirk: " Yeah I think he deserves to die, and I hope he burns in Hell!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

NERO:"So...who here wants to travel back to 2379 and tell Praetor Shinzon the thalaron weapon idea is total shit?"

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Pike to Kirk: The only way I would ever give up command of the Enterprise would be if I was exposed to a large amount of deltaray radiation and forced to use a wheelchair and could only talk to people through beeps. Theres no way that could ever happen.

 

[Crazy Eddie]

"And now for something completely different..."

 

[Crazy Eddie]

Alternately...

"What does God need with a starship?"

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Neroooooooooo!!!!!!!