NERO:"I'll sit on the command deck of my timeship and fiddle while the franchise burns around me..."
The Missing Line of Dialog that Destroyed Star Trek XI
- Thread starter Samuel T. Cogley
- Start date
Kirk: It's my dick in a BOX!
Nero: "How dare you show your back to me! Slave, you will remove your hairpiece and tell me your name."
Kirk: [removes hairpiece and turns around to face Nero] "My name is James Tiberius Kirk, commander of the Starship Enterprise, cadet of the Starfleet, loyal buddy to the true Vulcanian, Mister Spock. Father to a murdered son (eventually, anyway), nephew to a drunken uncle. And I will have my vengeance, in this timeline or the next."
Kirk: [removes hairpiece and turns around to face Nero] "My name is James Tiberius Kirk, commander of the Starship Enterprise, cadet of the Starfleet, loyal buddy to the true Vulcanian, Mister Spock. Father to a murdered son (eventually, anyway), nephew to a drunken uncle. And I will have my vengeance, in this timeline or the next."
"Good news, everyone."
The Ghost of TRIP TUCKER:
"Avenge me...AVENGE ME!"
"Avenge me...AVENGE ME!"
Spock: I have come to kick ass and take brains.
Anyway, now I feel like the true Commodus, the one who wasn't killed 12 years before his time by a Gary Stu from the 5th century, has been avenged. Justice has been served.
This was the line of dialogue that would have saved Trek, hands down.
ENTERPRISER from the BBS forums: "Can I hang around the set and watch stuff get filmed? I won't be a problem."
Pike: I should have taken those big headed aliens up on their offer to start a slave race with that hot chica to de their dirty work.
COOLEDDIE:"Zoe Saldana is hot.
She on birth control?"
She on birth control?"
"THE WOMEN!"
He's not dead Jim.
SQUIGGYFM:"So...who's the first on the set to get naked and sit on a fanboy's lap?"
Herkimer Jitty (Watching Trek XI): "This is uncanon."
Robau: "No... (Leaps out of the screen)
THIS. IS. CANON." (Kicks Jitty down the aisle)
Robau: "No... (Leaps out of the screen)
THIS. IS. CANON." (Kicks Jitty down the aisle)
Nowhere Man
Commodore
" Remember this as the day you almost cought Captian James Tiberious Kirk"
Harry Mud: "Why's the rum gone?"
Redshirt [standing in airlock looking at open button]: i wonder what this button does?
