Oh God... well, at least Shatner's not in the movie - that'd definitely require brain bleach!
The Missing Line of Dialog that Destroyed Star Trek XI
- Thread starter Samuel T. Cogley
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Oh God... well, at least Shatner's not in the movie - that'd definitely require brain bleach!
Admiral Whatever: "She's all yours, Jim."
Kirk: "Crew of the Starship Enterprise, It is my duty to make the following announcement: From this moment on, all female officers will be required to wear... TINY MINISKIRTS!!"
Kirk: "Crew of the Starship Enterprise, It is my duty to make the following announcement: From this moment on, all female officers will be required to wear... TINY MINISKIRTS!!"
UHURA: Excuse me, Lieutenant. Is there something wrong?
KIRK: Yes ma'am, the data on the D-7 is inaccurate.
UHURA: How's that, Lieutenant?
KIRK: Well, I just happened to see a D-7 do a...
MCCOY: We!
KIRK: Uh, sorry Bones. WE happened to see a D-7 do a 4g negative dive.
UHURA: Where did you see this?
KIRK: Uh, that's classified.
UHURA: It's what?
KIRK: It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
KIRK: Yes ma'am, the data on the D-7 is inaccurate.
UHURA: How's that, Lieutenant?
KIRK: Well, I just happened to see a D-7 do a...
MCCOY: We!
KIRK: Uh, sorry Bones. WE happened to see a D-7 do a 4g negative dive.
UHURA: Where did you see this?
KIRK: Uh, that's classified.
UHURA: It's what?
KIRK: It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Captain Robau: The power of your space squid is insignificant next to the power of my badassness
Nowhere Man
Commodore
I believe the missing dialogue is from scene 34, in which Captain Pike orders a mentally handicapped crew member to search the lower decks, to which he replies,
"Franks and beans!!"
Afterward the captain just decides to do it himself.
Cannon where see cannon? Let loose the fans of war er dogs
sorry but as some one who has been a member of the WGA for several years now(and proudly walked the picket lines for all 100 days even when i had the flu for 2 weeks i still got out and showed my support) i have to say that your evaluation of the wga is a bit off.
i hope your just making a poor joke.
i hope your just making a poor joke.
Kirk: How will it end?
Old Spock: In fire.
Old Spock: In fire.
shatner was great in Airplane II, excellent line lol
KIRK: They're beeping and they're flashing. They're flashing and they're beeping! I cant stand it anymore, they're blinking and they're flashing.
(and now we know why the bridge looks different)
I think you can safely assume that Sam may not have been entirely serious on that point.
cool its sometimes hard to tell in online forums when someone is being serious about what they write online.
This sub-forum suffers from waiting fatigue so we've all splinted into 2 or 3 groups...and a LOT of us goof around and rely a lot on sarcasm and/or facetiousness to entertain ourselves while we wait.
It gets really quite evident when someone has decided Abrams is going to rape their childhood AND piss in their cornflakes...some tiny little detail has gotten under their craw or something. You'll see what I'm talking about. Welcome aboard, ensign.
It gets really quite evident when someone has decided Abrams is going to rape their childhood AND piss in their cornflakes...some tiny little detail has gotten under their craw or something. You'll see what I'm talking about. Welcome aboard, ensign.
SULU:"My ass hurts for some reason, Doc.
Can you look up in there, tell me I'm a pretty girl and let me know what you see?"
Can you look up in there, tell me I'm a pretty girl and let me know what you see?"
Captain Robau [looking toward the audience]: I could kick all your asses especially the ones in the Spock outfits.
CAPTAIN ROBAU:"Someone...quick...go fetch my Hello Kitty slippers!"
Captain Robau is do damn awesome...he's above summary executions of those he knows are even cooler than he is.
