BRANNON BRAGA:"They told me I can ghostwrite several pages of the script!!"
The Missing Line of Dialog that Destroyed Star Trek XI
- Thread starter Samuel T. Cogley
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SPOCK: Are you, Uhura, menstruating right now?
KIRK: What does that have to do with anything?
SPOCK: Back off man, I'm a scientist.
KIRK: What does that have to do with anything?
SPOCK: Back off man, I'm a scientist.
SULU:"So...anyone here up for a quick game of Hide the Salami?"
ROBAU:"Bald is beautiful, bitches."
"What time does the pod race start, JarJar?"
Scotty: As Admiral Archer always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "I" in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team... I don't know what he's talking about.
Sarek: You wanna talk about it?
Spock: No.
Sarek: I know you're probably upset right now, but I do have some exciting news for you. I got a call from Earth recently. There's a school there doing some very exciting things in new technologies. They're called Starfleet Academy. I spoke with a Captain Pike. He's very interested in finding young, bright minds to enter into these new fields of science. They want you to go to their school this fall.
Spock: Science school?
Sarek: Yes.
Spock: Don't you understand that things like science school are the reason why I get stuffed into lockers?
Sarek: Son, this is a great opportunity.
Spock: How do they even know about me?
Sarek: Well, they must have sent a rep to the science fair--your display on Andor.
Spock: I'm not a scientist! I like boxing and fishing and cars. I like sports!
Sarek: I'm gonna tell you something--something I wish someone had told me at your age. You might not want to be that guy in the labs surrounded by test tubes and beakers, but that's who you are, Spock. You can't be the pon farr king. You can't be the Klingon warrior. You can't be a human.
Spock: Don't tell me what I can't do.
McCoy: Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not the Third Marshall of the Mark!
Nero: You're making me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Chekov: Come with me if you want to live.
Sarek: You wanna talk about it?
Spock: No.
Sarek: I know you're probably upset right now, but I do have some exciting news for you. I got a call from Earth recently. There's a school there doing some very exciting things in new technologies. They're called Starfleet Academy. I spoke with a Captain Pike. He's very interested in finding young, bright minds to enter into these new fields of science. They want you to go to their school this fall.
Spock: Science school?
Sarek: Yes.
Spock: Don't you understand that things like science school are the reason why I get stuffed into lockers?
Sarek: Son, this is a great opportunity.
Spock: How do they even know about me?
Sarek: Well, they must have sent a rep to the science fair--your display on Andor.
Spock: I'm not a scientist! I like boxing and fishing and cars. I like sports!
Sarek: I'm gonna tell you something--something I wish someone had told me at your age. You might not want to be that guy in the labs surrounded by test tubes and beakers, but that's who you are, Spock. You can't be the pon farr king. You can't be the Klingon warrior. You can't be a human.
Spock: Don't tell me what I can't do.
McCoy: Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not the Third Marshall of the Mark!
Nero: You're making me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Chekov: Come with me if you want to live.
That is just so much fookin' bull$#!t.
Dammit Bones, we can save the Universe in a minute - this chick in the brass bra is steaming HOT!
Romulan: "My lord... we have one of the Starfleet... dudes."
Nero: "Does he know anything?"
Romulan: "No. He has no knowledge that we require."
Nero: "Let him go- WAIT. What's his name?"
Romulan: "Miles O'Brien."
Nero: "I knew it! Stick him in the Cave Of One Thousand Pains."
Nero: "Does he know anything?"
Romulan: "No. He has no knowledge that we require."
Nero: "Let him go- WAIT. What's his name?"
Romulan: "Miles O'Brien."
Nero: "I knew it! Stick him in the Cave Of One Thousand Pains."
Nero: When I go home people'll ask me, "Hey Nero, why do you do it, man? What, you some kinda war junkie?" You know what I'll say? I won't say a goddamn word. Why? They won't understand. They won't understand why we do it. They won't understand that it's about the men next to you, and that's it. That's all it is.
Kirk: "Hey, there's two women fucking a polar bear."
McCoy: "Don't tell me those things. Not now, man."
McCoy: "Don't tell me those things. Not now, man."
Sarek: It was the year of fire.
Chekov: The year of destruction.
Sulu: The year we took back what was ours.
Uhura: It was the year of rebirth.
Pike: The year of great sadness.
Scotty: The year of pain.
Amanda: And a year of joy.
Spock: It was a new age.
Old Spock: It was the end of history.
Robau: It was the year everything changed.
McCoy: The year is 2263.
Kirk: The place... space, the final frontier...
Chekov: The year of destruction.
Sulu: The year we took back what was ours.
Uhura: It was the year of rebirth.
Pike: The year of great sadness.
Scotty: The year of pain.
Amanda: And a year of joy.
Spock: It was a new age.
Old Spock: It was the end of history.
Robau: It was the year everything changed.
McCoy: The year is 2263.
Kirk: The place... space, the final frontier...
McCoy speaking to Kirk about Spock:
"Yes it's true this man has no dick!"
"Yes it's true this man has no dick!"
