TOS Caption Contest #119 - Sing Me A Song

[Outpost4]

Here in La Crosse, we are on our way to breaking our all time record for snowfall in December. I'd much rather be changing out this contest than shoveling more snow. Here's a picture of my best friend cleaning out his driveway:

And a humorous blog entry he wrote about the experience: http://www.cripesyouguys.blogspot.com/ .

But that's not what we're here for. We're here to welcome Ward Fowler to the winner's circle for the first time! I can't believe it took six pages to come up with a hickey joke. Old farts like Rat Boy, cooleddie74, Shatmandu and Nerys Myk must be slipping. Still, these guys must have something on the ball because they are all winners this week, Rat Boy and Nerys Myk combining for a very special photoshop.

Did I give you that hickey?

Kirk: "Okay, and now, if you kids will excuse us, I'll be able to teach Miri a very different version of 'BONK BONK'."

SHATNER:"Meh.

Beats two of our last three scripts."

CARL: Karl

KARL: Carl

Perverted going, all of you.

This next week, the whole crew is dying to break out in song. Our bonus pic is the publicity still mentioned in this thread. Maybe now we'll figure out what Sulu is holding.

Remember, if you bonk-bonk yourself, make sure the bathroom door is locked.


TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

26138
A beaker full of death (4x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
Alyssa (2x)
ancient
Atavachron (2x)
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
brian
cakes516
CaptainJon
Captain Kate (2x)
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (18x)

Plus one this time for a total of 19!
cultcross
DeafPoet
Defcon (2x)
Diesel Micky Dolenz (10x)
Dohlman
DrBob (8x)
DS9Sega (5x)
EliyahuQeoni (3x)
EnsignHarper
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (22x)

goldbug (2x)
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone (2x)
highlander (5x)
Jackson_Roykirk
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
John_Picard (2x)
jptrekker
Kahloke
Kegek (2x)
Kirby
KJM
Mallory (4x)
MGagen
middyseafort (3x)
Mojochi
M'Sharak (9x)
NCC-1701 (6x)
Nebusj
Nerys Myk (21x)

Plus one this time for a total of 22!
Noname Given (2x)
NTRPRZ
Outpost4 (15x)

Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (30x)

Plus one this time for a total of 31!
Redfern
SciFi75 (5x)
scottydog (18x)

Sector 7
Shatmandu (19x)

Plus one this time for a total of 20!
Sir Rhosis (2x)
Super Grover
T'Bonz (8x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
the 4th hanson bro (3x)
The Castellan
The Cutest of Borg (2x)
The Laughing Vulcan (13x)
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (10x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness (2)
Tim M (3x)
Triskelion (10x)
Tristan
Turbo (2x)
vassa
Ward Fowler

First Time Winner!
Woulfe (4x)

Mudd Club

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk:

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, my mammy!

It was always up to Uhura to organize caroling each year.

Fresh out of the wash, Sulu never could do anything with his feather boa.

 

[Outpost4]

Uhura: Scotty, you're flat.
Scott: You aren't, missy.

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "Bones, just where is the ship's bathroom?"

Red shirt on left: "Did I give her that hickey?"

Sulu, sighing: "Swashbuckling always produces runs in my panty hose."

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "I'm freaking stumped. You farted in his pillow, clogged his toilet with your leavings, and dunked your balls in his plomeek soup. I don't know whether to fire you or promote you."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "So I put the Gaileo II as collateral to bet on St. Louis. So sue me!"

Uhura: "Is that a giant bowling ball coming at us?"

Sulu (singing): "I feel pretty, oh so pretty!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "What can I say, Bones? It was down to you and Assless Chaps Picard on Naughty Boy's annual Christmas card. Who'd you think would've won?"

 

[Ward Fowler]

That's right. Take it all in.

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: I have a mission for two of you. It's very dangerous and possibly deadly. Which two should I send?

 

[highlander]

Jim: "Look Bones, some of us have it and some of us don't."

 

[highlander]

For some reason the "Red Shirt Barbershop Quartet" always had openings for new members.

 

[Ward Fowler]

McCoy: Wha'choo talkin' 'bout Willis?

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: But the email promised it would make it this long.

 

[Ward Fowler]

Kirk: Sulu did what to you? Come over here and give Uncle Jim a hug. He'll make it all better.

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu and Spock, take two. Guess which part of Spock that is.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Diet??? I got abs of steel! Go ahead and punch me in the gut!!!

REDSHIRT: Along as we have regulars in front of us nothing can hurt us.

SULU: Does this alien lifeform make me look gay?

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: Does this uniform make me fat?
Bones: No, your fat makes you fat.

Redshirt #1 (muttering): I won't die this mission. I won't die this mission.
Redshirt #2 (under his breath): I hope the other guy gets it.

Ship's regulation #34: Love and take care of your alien plants. Just don't love your plants.

 

[26138]

Kirk: I'm sorry, I can't here you over the sound of how awesome I am.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Uhura: (thinking) Oh Crap!, Four Redshirts I don't like these odds.

Kirk: "What?!"
Bones: "Jim have you ever thought about using using Rogane, instead of that bad combover?"

Sulu: (thinking) A three ended Dildo, Thank you Santa

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "So I put the Gaileo II as collateral to bet on St. Louis. So sue me!"

McCoy: "And the Columbus?"

Kirk: "That was on Carolina."