TOS Caption Contest #118 - Angry Children Means It Must Be Christmas
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BOTH SPOCKS at same time: "Don't get smart...Tiny."
BOTH SPOCKS at same time: "Don't get smart...Tiny."
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Quinto Spock: "That better?"
Quinto Spock: "That better?"
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NIMOY SPOCK:"Much.
Now bend down and kiss my ass."
Quinto Spock: "That better?"
NIMOY SPOCK:"Much.
Now bend down and kiss my ass."
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Spock: "Doctor, Really around me there is no such thing as a S.B.D., my ears remember?and I would have Dr Bomma check you out, something is very wrong with your innards."
Kirk: "Now children, Gather around while I sing some old Beatle songs and Christmas Carols".
( 5 seconds later the children run away in fear, and boy to Kirks right " Bonk, Bonk", right on the head.)
Kirk: "So George hides his kind of porn in mad eh?"
Spock: "Doctor, Really around me there is no such thing as a S.B.D., my ears remember?and I would have Dr Bomma check you out, something is very wrong with your innards."
Kirk: "Now children, Gather around while I sing some old Beatle songs and Christmas Carols".
( 5 seconds later the children run away in fear, and boy to Kirks right " Bonk, Bonk", right on the head.)
Kirk: "So George hides his kind of porn in mad eh?"
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Kirk: "Look it's called a Sham-Wow and it will clean up this mess. I swear, no foolies."
Kirk: "Look it's called a Sham-Wow and it will clean up this mess. I swear, no foolies."
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Nimoy: So, does this mean we're taking script ideas from Bill Gaines now?
Heh heh, that's great.
Shatner: Uh, Len -- think of some of the scripts we've used already this
season. Like two weeks ago, for example.
Nimoy: Hmmm, some of the names of things did have a kind of Don Martin
sound to them, now that you mention it.
Shatner: (looking at camera) Yyyyep!
Nimoy: So, does this mean we're taking script ideas from Bill Gaines now?
Heh heh, that's great.
Shatner: Uh, Len -- think of some of the scripts we've used already this
season. Like two weeks ago, for example.
Nimoy: Hmmm, some of the names of things did have a kind of Don Martin
sound to them, now that you mention it.
Shatner: (looking at camera) Yyyyep!
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Shatner: Check this out!
Nimoy: What now, Bill?
Shatner: Turn the page. Turn the page. They've got this spoof going called "Spock's Brain".
Nimoy: Sooooooo that's where they got it........assholes.
Shatner: Check this out!
Nimoy: What now, Bill?
Shatner: Turn the page. Turn the page. They've got this spoof going called "Spock's Brain".
Nimoy: Sooooooo that's where they got it........assholes.
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Kirk: "Look, sure I visited this planet many times, but I don't know why your mothers told you to find me ..."
If Spock had been in the "Enemy Within" transporter accident, both versions would still be uptight asswipes.
Kirk: "Look, sure I visited this planet many times, but I don't know why your mothers told you to find me ..."
If Spock had been in the "Enemy Within" transporter accident, both versions would still be uptight asswipes.
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Spock: "I had Security place a hidden video camera in my quarters, Doctor."
<McCoy freezes, blinks twice.>
Spock: "I have captured several shots of you sneaking in and farting into my pillow."
Kirk: "Okay, and now, if you kids will excuse us, I'll be able to teach Miri a very different version of 'BONK BONK'."
McCoy: "I thought you'd be honored ..."
Spock: "Creating a dinner option featuring a split hotdog and calling it 'The Spock Special' is not flattering, Doctor."
Spock: "I had Security place a hidden video camera in my quarters, Doctor."
<McCoy freezes, blinks twice.>
Spock: "I have captured several shots of you sneaking in and farting into my pillow."
Kirk: "Okay, and now, if you kids will excuse us, I'll be able to teach Miri a very different version of 'BONK BONK'."
McCoy: "I thought you'd be honored ..."
Spock: "Creating a dinner option featuring a split hotdog and calling it 'The Spock Special' is not flattering, Doctor."
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McCoy on the right: "It's darkness and silence! Darkness and silence!"
McCoy on the left: "'Space is danger and disease wrapped in darkness and death?' Who the hell talks like that?"
McCoy on the right: "It's darkness and silence! Darkness and silence!"
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SPOCK:"Fascinating."
CARL:"Groove-TASTIC, baby."
SPOCK:"Fascinating."
CARL:"Groove-TASTIC, baby."
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SHATNER:"I love how their cartoon shoes are always so exaggerated in size!"
NIMOY:"Like your penis, Bill?"
SHATNER:"I love how their cartoon shoes are always so exaggerated in size!"
NIMOY:"Like your penis, Bill?"
