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TOS Caption Contest #118 - Angry Children Means It Must Be Christmas

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CARL:"Dude...

it's like I can SEE the reset continuity!! Cool!!!"
 
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"You can't ALL be my kids! I never slept with a black chick on a parallel Earth!"



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Have a hankerin' for Doubleplomeek Broth?
 
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URBAN: Zach!!!! How would you look in an afro and shades?

QUINTO (o.c.): what????
 
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Carl: "Don't worry, brotha, it's the holidays. They likes to Photoshop a lot this time of the year."
 
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What I like is the coke residue under Carl's nose. Maybe No Penguins! didn't mean for it to be there, and it's just an artifact of the photoshop, but I'd prefer to think it was intentional. :devil:
 
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What I like is the coke residue under Carl's nose. Maybe No Penguins! didn't mean for it to be there, and it's just an artifact of the photoshop, but I'd prefer to think it was intentional. :devil:

It's a reflection off of the face of the original Spock. You can see it in the other versions of the pic.
 
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Spock: "Because of my little known Vulcan inner-nostril, your crop-dusting is ineffectual, Doctor."






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Kirk: "Do some of you remember seeing your fathers watching strange films?"
<Kids look at each other.>
Kirk: "Films of mommies and daddies, wrestling naked?"
<Kids turn and look at other kids. Some shift from foot to foot.>
Kirk: "I need to know where their stash was ..."



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Kirk: "I would never utter the things you see me saying in those caption contests."
Ugly Boy in Purple Blouse: "What's 'bifurcated' mean?"
 
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What I like is the coke residue under Carl's nose. Maybe No Penguins! didn't mean for it to be there, and it's just an artifact of the photoshop, but I'd prefer to think it was intentional. :devil:

It's a reflection off of the face of the original Spock. You can see it in the other versions of the pic.
I like my explanation better. :evil:
 
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Spock 1: "Let's locate Nurse Chapel and have us a threesome."

Spock 2: "She is short an orifice."

Spock 1: "We'll improvise. Besides, when the red alert klaxons go, she's the only female on board who has an echo. I believe she will be accomodating."
 
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Spock: "Yes, monitoring the selling of women for sexual purposes would not be 'easy.'"
 
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Kirk: "You kids like movies about gladiators?"
 
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"No, Doctor.

I will not report to sickbay for your 'Annual Bare Fist Examination.'

Ask Lieutenant Sulu. I'm fairly certain he will accommodate you.

Gleefully."




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MIRI:"Everyone pay attention!

Jim's got this awesome trick he does with his finger! If you pull it, he makes this funny noise come out of his backside!"
 
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CARL:"Hey, man...you, like...know where the men's room on this deck is?

I got to (*sniffs hard*) 'freshen up'...if you dig my drift, baby!"
 
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CARL: Karl

KARL: Carl
 
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When a Spock and an Urban meet...
 
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Oh good. I was afraid that Imageshack ate my last two Photoshops.
 
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Spock: "I'll miss the plomeek soup."
 
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Trouble was indeed brewing for Jim backstage on the Maury Povich show.
 
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Spock: "Bitch, please!!!"
 
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Spock: "No 'Nurse Chapel' jokes tonight, Doctor."
McCoy, smarmy: "Well, Spock, you ..."
Spock, turning to stare: "Not. Tonight."
 
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