TOS Caption Contest #118 - Angry Children Means It Must Be Christmas

[Rat Boy]

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What happens when Kirk decides to babysit Rand's progeny.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

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Spock: "Are you quite certain you haven't been photoshopped in?"

 

[Shatmandu]

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Spock: "I asked you into the hallway because I super-heated my plomeek soup, purposely left the recroom, came back, and somehow your testicles had become irritated, as if burned."
McCoy: "I have to go ..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

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SPOCK: May I inquire as to the hair products you use?

 

[Rat Boy]

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SPOCK: May I inquire as to the hair products you use?

Spock: "Your hair does seem more...fluffy than usual."

 

[Ward Fowler]

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Omnisexual Shatner hits the jackpot.

 

[cooleddie74]

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SPOCK:"Your left ear is bleeding."

 

[cooleddie74]

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DATELINE UFP

To Catch a Starship Commander

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

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Spock: "Your stunted aural appendages offend me."

 

[cooleddie74]

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"Nice try, Doctor.

But you know I don't logically gravitate that way."

 

[Ward Fowler]

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Did I give you that hickey?

 

[M'Sharak]

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Kirk: Look, if Carl told you he was bringing something for you, then he'll deliver.
Jahn [O.C.]: Tell 'em, Jim! He's bogarting, kids! Bonk, bonk on the head!
Kids: Bonk, bonk! Bonk, bonk!

 

[Nerys Myk]

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Shatner visits the writers' room to bounce a few ideas around.

 

[cooleddie74]

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KIDS: "BONK! BONK!

On your lap!!!"

KIRK:"Uh-oh."

 

[cooleddie74]

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"Yes, Doctor.

If you MUST know...your new diamond-studded earring is fabulous."

 

[highlander]

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Kirk: "If Dr. McCoy asks you to do "nude jumping jacks" just say NO! No matter how much candy he offers you just say NO!! Also don't drink the "Jesus Juice". Believe me I wish I hadn't."

 

[Rat Boy]

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Kirk: "If Dr. McCoy asks you to do "nude jumping jacks" just say NO! No matter how much candy he offers you just say NO!! Also don't drink the "Jesus Juice". Believe me I wish I hadn't."

Kirk: "When I woke up the next morning, my asshole hurt."

 

[Shatmandu]

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McCoy had hoped Spock wouldn't notice the Budweiser logo shaved into the left side of his head.

 

[Shatmandu]

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Kirk: "Here's another one: 'There once was a man from Nantucket ...'"

 

[Rat Boy]

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McCoy had hoped Spock wouldn't notice the Budweiser logo shaved into the left side of his head.

Spock: "How about a nice tall glass of 'Busted?'"

McCoy: "The commish?!"

Spock: "...of the More Taste League."