Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Nerd Alert! Nerd Alert!

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: Hey, Spocky, this way to phaser control!

 

[Gertch]

"I can see you in this shiny console."

 

[TOSTNGDS9VOYENT]

 

[Jen]

Kirk: Uh....there's this red thingy....moving towards the green thingy. I think we're the green thingy!

Pike: Crap.

 

[Trekker4747]

Poor Spock, he's never been the same since losing his right leg.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Pike: The white bridge zone is for loading and unloading of cadets only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

 

[trampledamage]

Kirk: "Gottle of Geer? What the hell? Someone call engineering, tell them the Emergency Holographic Captain (only to be used in event of an invasion by hostile forces)TM needs recalibrating again."

 

[Rat Boy]

Suddenly, Kirk gets an idea for doing a cover of an Elton John song.

 

[Samurai8472]

Pike- Prepare ship.....for ludacris Speed!

shuttle- they've gone plaid!

 

[Classic Fan]

Pike- Prepare ship.....for ludacris Speed!

shuttle- they've gone plaid!

From Airplane 1 & 2 to Spaceballs. Brilliant.

This will keep us entertained for a few days.

 

[Outpost4]

Mess up during a training exercise and Pike would make you run laps.

 

[TOSTNGDS9VOYENT]

I'm a Mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

 

[Rat Boy]

Pike: "What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?"

 

[M'Sharak]

"Push the button, Max!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Pike: Fire a warning shot across her nose...Careful, you idiot, I said across her nose, not up it.

Crosseyed Gunner: Sorry, sir, I'm doing my best.

Pike: Who made that man a gunner?

Crosseyed Major: I did, sir. He's my cousin.

Pike: Who is he?

Kirk: He's an Asshole, sir.

Pike: I know that! What's his name?

Kirk: That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.

Pike: And his cousin?

Kirk: He's an asshole too, sir. Gunner's mate, First Class, Philip Asshole!

Pike: How many assholes have we got on this ship, anyhow?

Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!

Pike: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes! Keep firing, assholes!

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: We're under attack Kirk, the Captain said to report to the bridge!

KIRK: I'm...uh...taking a short cut!

 

[All Seeing Eye]

Holy hell, somebody just swiped my cigarette, Red Alert. Pike to Security, we got some kind of super fast alien on the ship, find that SOB and rip it a new bung hole.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Great, just as I was about to whip out my copy of Airplane for a caption refresher

"It's Sulu, he's gone from suck to blow."

"The ship is too big. If I walk, the movie will be over."

 

[TOSTNGDS9VOYENT]

Kirk: Whats the code to lower the Narada's shields?

Pike: 1..2..3..4..5

Kirk: So the code is 12345? What kind of a stupid code is that? Sounds like something an idiot would use on his luggage! Uhura, quick, go change the combination on my luggage!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Pike: "Pike to Spock, pull up Wikiquote ASAP. I want to quote me some motherfuckin' Blazing Saddles."